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The plural of "Moisty" or "Moist"

Where there are 2 or more hotties in the same area


"Shit its humid in here" (Many hotties)

"How's the weather been lately?"
"Very Humid"
humid by KT August 18, 2003
Words you can keep
A word describing an incredibly beautiful female. A girl so smoking hot you start to sweat just looking at her.
That brunette is gorgeous, but damn, that tall blonde is humid.
Humid by udlobster April 10, 2013
An expansion of moist, meaning hot and wet.
"You're making me so humid!"
Humid by Jaliberist June 17, 2018
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dude that humid is crazy
humid by humid7316 October 12, 2021
the description of a person (sometimes a characteristic) of somebody who is unbearable or annoying.
A girl in my class tends to be humid.
humid by notahumidperson June 1, 2022

Humid Skid 

The occurrence of when you attempt to wipe a shart on a hot summer day and leave some behind, the humidity forms a new damp layer over the leftover skid mark, and with a unique blend of body heat and weather, it produces the most putrid and ungodly stench known to man.
Terry wreaked of Humid Skid, causing Rich to dry heave.

Dave forgot to shower, therefore bringing his foul smelling Humid Skid into bed with him, causing Patrica to awake and puke immediately.

Joe neglected to fully clean the shart mess off his leg resulting in a Humid Skid from the tacos that Leah made for him.
Humid Skid by skid squad May 13, 2012

Humid-a-tittie 

Irritation to the undercarriage of the female breast due to the combined effects of environmental heat, tight under garments and dim titties being plump AF.

Common Side Effects: Tender red patches in the folds of the breast, tit zits, chest wetness, a general sense of irritability.

Not so rare, serious side effects: Placing any absorbent material in the cleavage crook, going braless in the office, asking for a divorce.

When to call a Doctor: Serious consideration of a breast reduction.
Either Rebecca missed her mouth at the water fountain again or she’s got a severe case of humid-a-tittie.
Humid-a-tittie by AmeDame July 9, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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