humid 

The plural of "Moisty" or "Moist"

Where there are 2 or more hotties in the same area

"Shit its humid in here" (Many hotties)

"How's the weather been lately?"
"Very Humid"

humid by KT August 18, 2003

Humid 

A word describing an incredibly beautiful female. A girl so smoking hot you start to sweat just looking at her.

That brunette is gorgeous, but damn, that tall blonde is humid.

Humid by udlobster April 10, 2013

Humid 

An expansion of moist, meaning hot and wet.

"You're making me so humid!"

Humid by Jaliberist June 17, 2018

humid 

Huge Uterus Monster Impregnates Dilfs

dude that humid is crazy

humid by humid7316 October 12, 2021

humid 

the description of a person (sometimes a characteristic) of somebody who is unbearable or annoying.

A girl in my class tends to be humid.

humid by notahumidperson June 1, 2022

Humid Skid 

The occurrence of when you attempt to wipe a shart on a hot summer day and leave some behind, the humidity forms a new damp layer over the leftover skid mark, and with a unique blend of body heat and weather, it produces the most putrid and ungodly stench known to man.

Terry wreaked of Humid Skid, causing Rich to dry heave.

Dave forgot to shower, therefore bringing his foul smelling Humid Skid into bed with him, causing Patrica to awake and puke immediately.

Joe neglected to fully clean the shart mess off his leg resulting in a Humid Skid from the tacos that Leah made for him.

Humid Skid by skid squad May 13, 2012

Humid-a-tittie 

Irritation to the undercarriage of the female breast due to the combined effects of environmental heat, tight under garments and dim titties being plump AF.

Common Side Effects: Tender red patches in the folds of the breast, tit zits, chest wetness, a general sense of irritability.

Not so rare, serious side effects: Placing any absorbent material in the cleavage crook, going braless in the office, asking for a divorce.

When to call a Doctor: Serious consideration of a breast reduction.

Either Rebecca missed her mouth at the water fountain again or she’s got a severe case of humid-a-tittie.

Humid-a-tittie by AmeDame July 9, 2021