Urban Dictionary: wooly mammoth

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by Jackie Chans July 07, 2010

When girls go through a period of non-shaving bliss!

Damn Erin Walker and Kristine Mattiace are such wooly mammoth! Shave your cooter. Tame that shit.

by Olivia Propps December 17, 2007

When a guy shaves his pubes and all the hair gets stuck to his dick.

Person 1:OMG bro, i shaved my pubes yesterday and I got a total Wooly Mammoth!!

Person 2: Why the fuck would would you tell me that.

by smokingsbadmkay October 29, 2011

when u sit on someones face while they are sleeping and fart, making your butt hairs trumpet in their face.

"Dude, my upper lip has a rash from that wooly mammoth you gave me last night!"

by skullkrack November 22, 2011

Tom dropped trou at the party last night, and he's got a freaking Wooly Mammoth!

by Frempt November 26, 2009

Corey: Wooly Mammoth!

Kevin and Evan: Hahaha

Devon: STOPPPPPPP

by hjfoytjro0gkfpg November 27, 2006

The act of shaving your balls, keeping it in your hand pouring glue on your hand then slapping a female after nutting

Bro i gave her a wooly mammoth and my but was even more intense

by Big d113 June 21, 2018