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When you download music and the police contacts you, you got wooled.
John got wooled last saturday.
Wooled by Rappybas August 7, 2009
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Wooled him around

Wrestling with another being or animal, usually for enjoyment or expressing a form of love for the being you're wrestling.

Generally in the case of animals, it's done with an animal of large enough size that you are not hurting or scaring it, but rather for the enjoyment of being close / hugging it playfully / releasing it if it becomes upset or scared. Dogs are usually accepting of short bouts of said behavior, especially if you release it after no more than a few seconds, so it can "charge" back at you in a playful mood.
"I wanted to show Rover how much I loved him that I wooled him around earlier today".
Johnny wooed Jane with his erotic dancing and giant cock.
Wooed by 🐺 September 27, 2018

Wooded Up 

You my bitch Scarlet got me wooded up so i sucked her dick
Wooded Up by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017
A marijuana joint.

Most notably used in lyrics by the Beastie Boys and NWA.
I rolled me a wooler as I decided whether to crack open the Brass Monkey or the eight ball.
wooler by Andrew S April 8, 2004

tiger wooded 

To be abused by a female companion for cheating
Me: why yu got black eye
Don P: got tiger wooded by my missus when she saw the text message from the air hostess...damn it hurts!
tiger wooded by z-murda December 8, 2009
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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