Wooled

To receive a one sided beatdown, normally in a form of competition.

Joe: Hey man, did you see the Maple Leafs game last night?

John: No, but I heard they got wooled.

Joe: Yeah, they lost 7-0, it was pathetic.

by Woolosaurus November 15, 2011

Wooled

When you download music and the police contacts you, you got wooled.

John got wooled last saturday.

by Rappybas August 7, 2009

Wooed

To charm or impress someone

Johnny wooed Jane with his erotic dancing and giant cock.

by 🐺 September 27, 2018

Wooded Up

Fucking aroused

You my bitch Scarlet got me wooded up so i sucked her dick

by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

wooler

A marijuana joint.

Most notably used in lyrics by the Beastie Boys and NWA.

I rolled me a wooler as I decided whether to crack open the Brass Monkey or the eight ball.

by Andrew S April 8, 2004

tiger wooded

To be abused by a female companion for cheating

Me: why yu got black eye
Don P: got tiger wooded by my missus when she saw the text message from the air hostess...damn it hurts!

by z-murda December 8, 2009

Wooldoor Sockbat

A ripoff of Spongebob Squarepants as seen in Comedy Central's Animated Reality Show, "Drawn Together". He's a cool guy that just wants to be loved, but he can't because he's really fucking annoying. He can take on any shape, split in two, and become any profession he wants. He was also the only one to be eaten by Clara's pussy. To add to all that,he keeps many things shoved up his ass for comic timing including a lamp containing a homosexual genie.

Wooldoor Sockbat:A Fucking Annoying Wacky Whatchamacallit.

by Heroic Ling Ling November 24, 2004