Wooled 

To receive a one sided beatdown, normally in a form of competition.

Joe: Hey man, did you see the Maple Leafs game last night?

John: No, but I heard they got wooled.

Joe: Yeah, they lost 7-0, it was pathetic.

Wooled by Woolosaurus November 15, 2011

Wooled 

When you download music and the police contacts you, you got wooled.

John got wooled last saturday.

Wooled by Rappybas August 7, 2009

Wooled him around

Wrestling with another being or animal, usually for enjoyment or expressing a form of love for the being you're wrestling.

Generally in the case of animals, it's done with an animal of large enough size that you are not hurting or scaring it, but rather for the enjoyment of being close / hugging it playfully / releasing it if it becomes upset or scared. Dogs are usually accepting of short bouts of said behavior, especially if you release it after no more than a few seconds, so it can "charge" back at you in a playful mood.

"I wanted to show Rover how much I loved him that I wooled him around earlier today".

Wooled him around by Ol'What'sHisName July 13, 2026

Wooed 

To charm or impress someone

Johnny wooed Jane with his erotic dancing and giant cock.

Wooed by 🐺 September 27, 2018

Wooded Up 

Fucking aroused

You my bitch Scarlet got me wooded up so i sucked her dick

Wooded Up by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

wooler

A marijuana joint.

Most notably used in lyrics by the Beastie Boys and NWA.

I rolled me a wooler as I decided whether to crack open the Brass Monkey or the eight ball.

wooler by Andrew S April 8, 2004

tiger wooded 

To be abused by a female companion for cheating

Me: why yu got black eye
Don P: got tiger wooded by my missus when she saw the text message from the air hostess...damn it hurts!

tiger wooded by z-murda December 8, 2009