woofling

To throw a boiling kettle at someone

I just wooflinged that girl.
I am wooflining Jeff.
Wooflings Bob.

by xRc7 July 22, 2021

Woofling

That God awful noise that penetrates the eardrums when only one car window is down while driving, usually a rear window - but not always

“Dammit Kayla, either roll these windows down or roll this one up, it’s woofling in here!”

“Crack another window, it’s woofling!”

by Mr. Mitchoggie February 15, 2019

Woofing-cough

Definition:
Woofing-cough occurs when a human is sleeping and a dog rears its anus and farts in ones mouth...

What's it called when a dog farts in your mouth?

While laying next to my wonderful rescue dog, he spun and farted in my mouth giving me a woofing-cough

by DLPrincess May 26, 2018

woofing

All talk no action. Saying you're gonna do something and not do it.

"Jeah he was talking about what he was gone do... his ass was woofing tho"

by Jbizzle44 December 29, 2007

Woofing

When a young person throws caution to the wind, rejects their material possessions and travels the world working on organic farms for the World Wide Opportunities on Organic Farms organization. They pay for the plane ticket, but then have free room and board in exchange for back breaking labor on an organic farm.

"Have you heard from Elisha lately?"
" No, I heard she was Woofing on a Costa Rican Pineapple plantation."

by Mooper January 16, 2013

steel-wooling

Steel-Wooling is the act of rubbing your body hair (leg hair, arm hair, pubic hair etc.) against someone else's body, causing their skin to heat up and hurt (like being rubbed with steel wool).

Steel-wooling:
Jacinta: "Ow! Brad just steel-wooled me!"
Shaniqua: "Haha, you shouldn't have gotten near his legs! They're so hairy."

by tjmorse March 19, 2016

woofing

The act of repeatedly lying or exaggerating beyond comprehension. Derived from the incorrect pronounciation of the expression: "you're crying wolf" (pronounced "woof", missing the "L" sound).

Ed told everyone that he wasn't attracted to men, but when we caught him kissing Bruce we knew he was woofing.

by TheEdK July 27, 2010