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Wookling 

(Noun) Wookling: a wookling is a young person that is slightly to young to attend raves or festivals without supervision but displays most if not all properties of the adult counterpart, the wook/wookess. Behaviors include talking directly from the rectal region, mooching (money, food, drunk, oftentimes alcohol and less hard drugs), "sharing" everyone's stuff(including rideshares and restaurant meals). Usually very pleasant and likeable, which furthers their freeloading.
That kid turned out to be a total wookling. Half my weed is gone and they didn't pay their part of the rideshare.
Wookling by GirlHenryRollns March 11, 2024
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woofling 

I just wooflinged that girl.
I am wooflining Jeff.
Wooflings Bob.
woofling by xRc7 July 22, 2021
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steel-wooling 

Steel-Wooling is the act of rubbing your body hair (leg hair, arm hair, pubic hair etc.) against someone else's body, causing their skin to heat up and hurt (like being rubbed with steel wool).
Steel-wooling:
Jacinta: "Ow! Brad just steel-wooled me!"
Shaniqua: "Haha, you shouldn't have gotten near his legs! They're so hairy."
steel-wooling by tjmorse March 19, 2016

Wooking Stick 

Wooking stick (noun): a simple tool, sometimes obtained from nature, used to facilitate walking after consumption of moonshine and ketamine.
That dirty wook is using his wooking stick to try and pray to the heady gods for more ketamine and whippets
Wooking Stick by Redkamel August 19, 2018
The name given to a baby Ewok from the Star Wars Trilogy.
Very cute. always say sorry, yet don't know why the grass is green. They are completely mad and generally communicate by using small growls and sneezes. if you have a Wokling look after it well or it might laugh itself to death.
Awwww i got a Wokling
Wokling by i am a carrot July 4, 2012
Coping up (buying) or the purchase of a product
Yo bro, Im wooling them tickets for Kanye show

Woofling 

That God awful noise that penetrates the eardrums when only one car window is down while driving, usually a rear window - but not always
“Dammit Kayla, either roll these windows down or roll this one up, it’s woofling in here!”

“Crack another window, it’s woofling!”
Woofling by Mr. Mitchoggie February 15, 2019