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Woofing-cough

Definition:
Woofing-cough occurs when a human is sleeping and a dog rears its anus and farts in ones mouth...
What's it called when a dog farts in your mouth?

While laying next to my wonderful rescue dog, he spun and farted in my mouth giving me a woofing-cough
Woofing-cough by DLPrincess May 26, 2018

woofling 

I just wooflinged that girl.
I am wooflining Jeff.
Wooflings Bob.
woofling by xRc7 July 22, 2021

It's Wooting Time. 

"It's Wooting Time." is used when an osu! player uses a Wooting keyboard to stream a high amount of bpm. They do this using the feature 'Rapid Trigger' which Wooting has made specifically for their keyboards.
"300bpm?? It's Wooting Time."
All talk no action. Saying you're gonna do something and not do it.
"Jeah he was talking about what he was gone do... his ass was woofing tho"
woofing by Jbizzle44 December 29, 2007
"Waste-of-F***ing-Time"-ing
A: What have you been up to?
B: Wofting all day long.

A: How was the party last night?
B: Just a woft!
Wofting by By BY July 19, 2011
When a young person throws caution to the wind, rejects their material possessions and travels the world working on organic farms for the World Wide Opportunities on Organic Farms organization. They pay for the plane ticket, but then have free room and board in exchange for back breaking labor on an organic farm.
"Have you heard from Elisha lately?"
" No, I heard she was Woofing on a Costa Rican Pineapple plantation."
Woofing by Mooper January 16, 2013