woody hoody
He was getting ready for the prom, and did not forget to pack a woody hoody, for later in his hotel room.
woody hoody by Jilly Golightly September 21, 2013
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Woody hoody
My girlfriend asked me if I had protection, so I grabbed the nearest woody hoody I could reach off of the tree.
Woody hoody by Beaks86 February 26, 2017
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hoody woody
What happens when you are wearing a zip up sweatshirt and it curls up when you sit down in the lower half of the sweatshirt and making it appear as if you have a boner.
Guy1: Hey man fix your sweatshirt you got a hoody woody.
Guy2: o thanks man always happens when i sit down.
Guy2: o thanks man always happens when i sit down.
hoody woody by thatdidjusthappen January 7, 2011
hoody for the woody
Another word for a condom.
Hoody - being the condom and
Woody - being the hard dick the hoody covers.
Hoody - being the condom and
Woody - being the hard dick the hoody covers.
hoody for the woody by the man with the hoody's December 9, 2008
woody hood winked
woody hood winked by Beaks86 February 26, 2017
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