hoody woody

What happens when you are wearing a zip up sweatshirt and it curls up when you sit down in the lower half of the sweatshirt and making it appear as if you have a boner.

Guy1: Hey man fix your sweatshirt you got a hoody woody.
Guy2: o thanks man always happens when i sit down.

by thatdidjusthappen January 7, 2011

hoody for the woody

Another word for a condom.
Hoody - being the condom and
Woody - being the hard dick the hoody covers.

guy 1: "we goin out tonight?"
guy 2: "Hell yeah man! just gotta grab a hoody for the woody."

by the man with the hoody's December 4, 2008

Woodie's hoodie

Noun: A condom

Hey stranger, before we get down, let me go grab Woodie's hoodie so we can do this right.

by tjzwordz June 2, 2016

woodie-hoodie

pop a hardon in your pants

everytime she sits on my lap I get a woodie-hoodie

by woodpile January 20, 2010

woody hoody

Birth control method for prevention of pregnancy also known as a condom or latex prophylactic.

He was getting ready for the prom, and did not forget to pack a woody hoody, for later in his hotel room.

by Jilly Golightly September 22, 2013

Woody hoody

Using a leaf in place of a condom.

My girlfriend asked me if I had protection, so I grabbed the nearest woody hoody I could reach off of the tree.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

hoodie-woody

Refers to your "reaction" when a gal playfully yanks your hoodie-strings to clinch up the hood around your nose and cover your eyes, and then pulls down your pants, causing Mr. Happy to "rise to the occasion" with the knowledge that something wonderful is about to happen in his general vicinity, even though you can't visually determine what activities the cutie has in mind.

Horny stud: I always get a major hoodie-woody whenever Tiffany pulls the bonnet-strings on my jacket, since I know she's got a killer blowjob in store for me.

by QuacksO March 3, 2018