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woodside by paravillintilliay May 17, 2008
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Woodside
To be cockblocked or cuckolded in a tremendous (and/or tragically hilarious) fashion. Originates from a Fark.com thread, in which a man describes his friend (whose last name is Woodside) moving in on a girl that he liked, not once, but twice in the space of 10 years (the second time resulting in an engagement).
Jack was getting married (they were both saving themselves for the wedding night), and he invited his college buddy Scott to the wedding. Scott met Jack's bride-to-be for the first time at the rehearsal dinner, and just two hours later, he Woodsided Jack with the fiance in the coat closet of the reception hall.
woodside high school
a public school located in the bay area full of kids from redwood city, east palo alto, emerald hills, portola valley, etc. the bathrooms are where everyone is posted up with pens and nic shit. the campus is pretty big but you can always seem to find someone being taken away on a golf cart driven by one of the security guards. also there is this dumb ass shit called SSR - sustained silent reading.
woodside high school by whoever666 January 8, 2019
woodside syndrome
1) Continuous obsession with the city you live in.
2) A state of being that usually entails hippie activities, minimum showering, owning a ranch/horses, environmentalist ideals, expressing your opinion even if no one cares, or holding opinions backed by ignorant arguments with disregard for opposing opinions.
2) A state of being that usually entails hippie activities, minimum showering, owning a ranch/horses, environmentalist ideals, expressing your opinion even if no one cares, or holding opinions backed by ignorant arguments with disregard for opposing opinions.
1) I think becky has woodside syndrome. She acts like everyone who isn't from woodside is a loser and furthermore that she is incredibly cool.
2) Susan's whole household has woodside syndrome. I heard they shower in recycled water and have 3 prius's.
2) Susan's whole household has woodside syndrome. I heard they shower in recycled water and have 3 prius's.
woodside syndrome by yayareanig April 7, 2010
Woodside Priory
They say that if you sniff your farts hard enough you'll be able to see it. You can't enter it unless you are driving either a Toyota Prius or a car with a market value of at lease 80K. Some people say it's just a legend but I know it's real. I know it's real cause I've been there. They say it's a college prep school ruled over by robed wizards but in reality it's a cleverly disguised waiting room for the rich brood of silicon valley. Not everyone believes it can be found. Well how could they. Only those with a Net worth of at least a couple million dollars can gain its attention and as the saying goes when you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back, unless you're poor. The mundane environment forces the future of the Bay Area to transform. The astral plane of ones mind turns gay, philosophically depleted, pedagalogically ignorant, hair blue, and fat. Also everyone there is hopped up on drugs. Warning to the wise. Avoid at all costs, otherwise it will cost you more than your wallet can handle.
Person A: I think we're lost
Person B: let me check (look of horror ensues)
Person A: What is it? You ok?
Person B: shit shit shit
Person A: What? (said in gay fat person voice)
Person B: It's Woodside Priory (also said in gay fat person voice)
Person B: let me check (look of horror ensues)
Person A: What is it? You ok?
Person B: shit shit shit
Person A: What? (said in gay fat person voice)
Person B: It's Woodside Priory (also said in gay fat person voice)
Woodside Priory by keithcage69 April 23, 2022
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