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Woodrow Wilson Middle School 

Ranked 2nd highest bullied school in CT. Is often described as 'Ghetto' and not well disciplined. School is very run-down and not a very pleasant sight. Teachers describe the students to be very disrespectful and rude. Do not recommend bringing students to this school.
In Woodrow Wilson Middle School Classrom:

Teacher "Please sit in your seat"

Student "Don't tell me what to do, i don't like you."

In MIDDLETOWN CT.

Woodnophobia 

Woodnophobia - ˈwoŏdnōfōbēə

1. (TJHSST)The state of nervousness or mental breakdown one reaches when making a notecard for a 5-point quiz; especially present in Wood IBET:

2. (TJHSST) The extreme or irrational fear or aversion of any vocabulary that relates to or is related to Biology. :

Derivatives
Wood |woŏd| noun
phobic |ˈfōbik| adjective & noun

Origin
Early 21st century, independent use of woodnophobia
Based on Dr Wood
1. Woodnophobia
The other day I became woodnophobic after getting 0/5 by using a notecard i spent 12 hours on.

I am very sorry to inform you this ma'am, but your son is woodnophobic. It is recommended that you get him away from notecards as soon as possible.

2.Woodnophobia

OH DUDE, HAVE YOU DONE BIO Home- "STOP STOP MAKE THE VOICES STOP"
Woodnophobia by DKwun December 18, 2010

Woodrow Wilson middle school 

Ghetto. Locker room has dicks drawn everywhere. Many bad stuff. Water leakes
Woodrow Wilson middle school
Teacher: take your seat
Student: the fuck you say bitch fight me Rn. If you don’t stop I’m gonna kill my self. Your a racist bitch you fuckshitassshitfuckmotherfuck

Woodrow Wilson 

A Puppet

Also 28th president of the United States.

Effectively enslaved an entire nation with the introduction of the Federal Reserve Act. (Written by lawyers and bankers not lawmakers)

Introduced a 16th ammendment and a permenant income tax in the US of A.
"I am a most unhappy man. I have unwittingly ruined my country. A great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is concentrated. The growth of the nation, therefore, and all our activities are in the hands of a few men. We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated Governments in the civilized world no longer a Government by free opinion, no longer a Government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a Government by the opinion and duress of a small group of dominant men."

-Woodrow Wilson, after signing the Federal Reserve into existence

Yeah, he wrote that.
Woodrow Wilson by Martinkl October 7, 2011

Wet Woodrow

When you either lick someone's face or spit all over it and rub it in
Debbie: "What the fuck you stupid asshole!...Why would you fuckin' do that shit Greg?!"
Greg: "It's a Wet Woodrow bitch...Get over it!"
Wet Woodrow by B. Talented May 22, 2008

Courtney Woodrow 

The name of a girl who is beautiful, sweet, kind hearted and easy to fall in love with but so hard to let go of. She is one of a kind and you would be stupid to let such an amazing girl go. She is a trustworthy person but she finds it hard to trust others as she has been hurt too many times. She has more pain inside than you can see so you have to be gentle with her. She is a very caring person and doesnt't turn her back on her true friends. If you know this girl don't take her for granted.
Courtney Woodrow by david234 September 26, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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