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Woodnophobia 

Woodnophobia - ˈwoŏdnōfōbēə

1. (TJHSST)The state of nervousness or mental breakdown one reaches when making a notecard for a 5-point quiz; especially present in Wood IBET:

2. (TJHSST) The extreme or irrational fear or aversion of any vocabulary that relates to or is related to Biology. :

Derivatives
Wood |woŏd| noun
phobic |ˈfōbik| adjective & noun

Origin
Early 21st century, independent use of woodnophobia
Based on Dr Wood
1. Woodnophobia
The other day I became woodnophobic after getting 0/5 by using a notecard i spent 12 hours on.

I am very sorry to inform you this ma'am, but your son is woodnophobic. It is recommended that you get him away from notecards as soon as possible.

2.Woodnophobia

OH DUDE, HAVE YOU DONE BIO Home- "STOP STOP MAKE THE VOICES STOP"
Woodnophobia by DKwun December 18, 2010
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