woodkie 

A man who refuses to manscape his pubic hair.

Adam Sandler's Zohan was a total woodkie.

woodkie by maelga April 14, 2010

What about the droid attack on the Wookies? 

What you say at a council meeting when the Separatists invade Kashyyyk

“What about the droid attack on the Wookies?”- Ki-Adi-Mundi

What about the droid attack on the Wookies? by despacito 7 June 27, 2018

pookie wookie elfie bear 

An endearing term to give to your lover.

I love my pookie wookie elfie bear more than anything!

pookie wookie elfie bear by ilovechucknorris February 28, 2011

Captain Woodie 

1) Refers to a part which serves no constructive purpose, but desires to lead.
2) Leadership by focusing on why we failed rather than on how we can do better to succeed.
3) Lack of planning, communication, insight, and follow-up. A bad leader who talks a good game but does nothing to achieve the goal then brags about how close we came to success and blames bad luck for the loss.

Captain Woodie came to run the meeting, but only talked about how much he loved being in the Marine Corps. Consequently, nothing got done and no decisions were made. We wasted an afternoon because of the wood!

Everyone was pissed that we’d failed to meet our objective, and then Captain Woodie told us that there were just too many obstacles and we’d have to beat our heads against the wall for a long time before we could expect to win.

We could have been better prepared for the competition, but no one planned any training, or told us anything. After the race, while we were trying to figure out how to get home, a captain woodie came out and told us how we could have won if we’d had just a bit more luck

Captain Woodie by Stan West April 14, 2006

wookiee sledge 

(Noun): short for "wookiee sledgehammer"; another term for an incredibly, almost unbelievably, large erect penis. Is so named due to the fact that its hardness and size could theoretically allow the owner (wookiee OR human) to use it as a sledgehammer.

"Why is that guy bleeding and screaming?"

"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."

wookiee sledge by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007

wookiee life day is canceled

A way of saying there are no drugs without incriminating yourself.

From the fictional Star Wars holiday of the same name, in which every three years wookiees consume hallucinogenic orga root in order to commune with the tree of life. If none of the drug is available, the wookiee elders cancel the celebration for that year.

Alice: Did you get the stuff for the party?
Bob: No, Dave was all out. Wookiee life day is canceled.

wookiee life day is canceled by Boboli December 28, 2013

Stroking the Wookie 

Perfoming sexual acts on a girl who has not trimmed her lady garden.

Jolliffe - "So you get any last night?"
Graham - "Yeah, I was stroking the wookie"
Jolliffe - "Aww mate you should tell her to shave"

Stroking the Wookie by Bond & Tinkham January 1, 2011