wonderware

Particularly stunning undies.

me: I would lik.e to buy some wonderware for my mistrees
Undies shop keeper: What type?
me: Something slinky, and sexy with openings and such; The type my wife would never wear!

wonderware by Loafer April 29, 2004

woodenface 

Refers to those bureaucrats who argue with you with an unmoving face. They are implaccable, unmoving, and uncaring.

As if theirfaces were carved from a wooden block.

I wentdown to the DMV, but the woodenface at the main counter wouldn't agree that a 6 foot 6 inch man with a 6 inch beard is a male, not female. I thought it was M (masturbation) and F (fucking) &, although M was true, I put down what I hoped for in the box for "sex?" when I first requested a license. I almost dropped trou to show her that I was male, but I bet even then she'd just ignore the facts & stick to her stupid made up mind.

woodenface by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 5, 2022

Woodware 

This is a derogatory word for books, especially novels. The paper of books is made of wood and can burn like wood.

I always tell my wife that the books she reads are just woodware. Reading them is wasted time.

Ian McEwan said that many novels are just housewife gossip. I would say these books are woodware.

Woodware by ThePhysopher July 24, 2024