woodenface 

Refers to those bureaucrats who argue with you with an unmoving face. They are implaccable, unmoving, and uncaring.

As if theirfaces were carved from a wooden block.

I wentdown to the DMV, but the woodenface at the main counter wouldn't agree that a 6 foot 6 inch man with a 6 inch beard is a male, not female. I thought it was M (masturbation) and F (fucking) &, although M was true, I put down what I hoped for in the box for "sex?" when I first requested a license. I almost dropped trou to show her that I was male, but I bet even then she'd just ignore the facts & stick to her stupid made up mind.

woodenface by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 5, 2022

Woodface

A derogatory nickname for Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson.

Used to call you curly, now we call you woodface.

Woodface by Anonymous1231411 September 5, 2009

wooden face

Expressionless

She has a wooden face

wooden face by Rhythm Divine January 18, 2018

Woodface

A wood face is a face that makes people B(oard)ORED by looking at it. The face is so lame and unassuming with no outstanding or prominent features. Uninteresting, unseasoned and bland.

Friend 1: I mean Bob isn't handsome, but he isnt ugly.
Friend 2: He has a woodface

Friend 1: I am so B(oard)ored by looking at him.

Woodface by Crispylu December 21, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022