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woodenface

Refers to those bureaucrats who argue with you with an unmoving face. They are implaccable, unmoving, and uncaring.

As if theirfaces were carved from a wooden block.
I wentdown to the DMV, but the woodenface at the main counter wouldn't agree that a 6 foot 6 inch man with a 6 inch beard is a male, not female. I thought it was M (masturbation) and F (fucking) &, although M was true, I put down what I hoped for in the box for "sex?" when I first requested a license. I almost dropped trou to show her that I was male, but I bet even then she'd just ignore the facts & stick to her stupid made up mind.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada April 5, 2022
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Woodface

A derogatory nickname for Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson.
Used to call you curly, now we call you woodface.
by Anonymous1231411 September 5, 2009
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Woodface

A wood face is a face that makes people B(oard)ORED by looking at it. The face is so lame and unassuming with no outstanding or prominent features. Uninteresting, unseasoned and bland.
Friend 1: I mean Bob isn't handsome, but he isnt ugly.
Friend 2: He has a woodface

Friend 1: I am so B(oard)ored by looking at him.
by Crispylu December 21, 2019
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