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North woodmere

A small town in valley stream NY. THis town is primary jewish and contains at least 79% stoners. There is a local shopping center where jerry's bagels is located. It kicks ass! go check it out. The town seems to be gradually increasing with russians out of know where but w.e. On weekends kids roam the streets looking for weed and for some odd enough reason have not been introduced to cocain yet. This own has it own park which people from the town generally dont go to since there is the possibility of people jumped.
ORDER the shantizzzleeeeeeee

North woodmere oh yea!
North woodmere by scott tuccck November 16, 2010

Woodgered 

To lose your job without warning or reason. Usually will come as a shock and will have no supporting evidence as to why it occured.
I re-applied for my job but I got woodgered.

Woodmere Middle School 

Legit the worst school in America. Altho we do hav sum of the thiccest bitches, they are kinda ugly. This is where the famous Anom is found in the wild.
Aida: yo im moving to Woodmere Middle School
Anom: Bitches be crazy

Owen Woodger 

A large object or celestial body, Always adding to a number more than 300 meters in diameter and 900 meters high. Usually fearsome due to it's abnormal size. Sometimes, these are found on single planets but are very rare because they contain their own gravity, most do try their best to keep their distance to keep from being caught in the magnetic field. A good distance to keep from one is around 1000 meters away
Oh dear lord, it's an Owen's Head! Run for you lives!
The sun
any planet
mount everest
Owen Woodger}
To go woodger. To pull a woodger. To be woodger
woodger by S.D.132 June 2, 2008
A person who you feel bad for or want to cuddle with. Midgets walking alone on the streets are woodgies, because you want to be jolly with them.
"Look at that fat ass who just spilled ice-cream on his Dora the Explorer shirt. He's all alone."

"Oh, he's such a woodgie."
Woodgie by Brett vH December 15, 2008