morning woodage

The first erection of the day that occurs while waking up from a night of sleep.

I could hammer nails with my morning woodage.

by KaptainSkinBoat December 04, 2010

I like it more than I don't

A quick response when asked if you like something and really don't but you don't have the balls to tell the truth.

Girlfriend: How do you like my new dress?

Boyfriend: "I like it more than I don't"

by KaptainSkinBoat December 04, 2010

This is how we roll

To tell others how cool you do things when everyone already knows your not.

Every time I go out with my possie I pick up all the ladies, this is how we roll

by KaptainSkinBoat November 20, 2010

queer guard

The divider between standup urinals in mens bathrooms. Prevents others from checking out your junk while urinating.

I can whiz without you seeing my junk because there is a queer guard seperating us.

by KaptainSkinBoat December 05, 2010

Deutschbag

A German-male who thinks they know it all and lets everyone around them know it. He will typically offend everyone he mets.

I have a coworker that is German, he is such a deutschbag. I can't stand him.

by KaptainSkinBoat December 04, 2010