Urban Dictionary: Definitions by KaptainSkinBoat

queer guard

The divider between standup urinals in mens bathrooms. Prevents others from checking out your junk while urinating.

I can whiz without you seeing my junk because there is a queer guard seperating us.

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The first erection of the day that occurs while waking up from a night of sleep.

I could hammer nails with my morning woodage.

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A German-male who thinks they know it all and lets everyone around them know it. He will typically offend everyone he mets.

I have a coworker that is German, he is such a deutschbag. I can't stand him.

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A quick response when asked if you like something and really don't but you don't have the balls to tell the truth.

Girlfriend: How do you like my new dress?

Boyfriend: "I like it more than I don't"

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To tell others how cool you do things when everyone already knows your not.

Every time I go out with my possie I pick up all the ladies, this is how we roll

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