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Work Wood
When something great happens at work and you develop a semi hard on. Also, could be caused by a hot chick in the office.
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morning wood working
morning wood working by jager666999 May 14, 2016
Wood Works
OOO Boy, Bob got the WOOD WORKS put on him!
Tom: Did You win your fight?
Bob: No I got the WOOD WORKS
Tom: Did You win your fight?
Bob: No I got the WOOD WORKS
Wood Works by D-rock08 April 8, 2007
Wood working
Wood working by Lisamonalisapizza February 15, 2022
Woodworking
Sonny put in some time woodworking this afternoon; he was on the 65th page of that porn website before he found a Taiwanese feet video he got off too.
Woodworking by Bigdickballer420 March 26, 2020
woodwork catholics
Catholics who come out of the woodwork to attend mass only on Christmas, Easter, and one week into New Year's Resolutions. They're the reason the regularly participating catholics can't get a seat or a parking spot on those crowded holidays. They also pull out their catholic card when they want to have a wedding or baptism in a church because it makes for nice pictures.
We listened to Christmas mass in the doorway of the church because the place was overflowing with woodwork catholics.
woodwork catholics by sick_of_fakes March 31, 2009
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
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