Work Wood

When something great happens at work and you develop a semi hard on. Also, could be caused by a hot chick in the office.
Dude, everybody was high fiving after the deal closed but I stayed in my desk cause I was sproutin some work wood.

Did you see Katie in that skirt. She's killing me. I could not get up from my desk without showing the world my work wood.
by HeavyK February 09, 2012
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Colonundrum

When you need to fart but if you do you might shit your pants.
Dude, I just finished that Mexican food and have a serious colonundrum.

There is no way I am eating in the cafateria. Last week I had a colonundrum the rest of the fucking day.
by HeavyK October 31, 2011
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