Definitions by HeavyK

Work Wood 

When something great happens at work and you develop a semi hard on. Also, could be caused by a hot chick in the office.

Dude, everybody was high fiving after the deal closed but I stayed in my desk cause I was sproutin some work wood.

Did you see Katie in that skirt. She's killing me. I could not get up from my desk without showing the world my work wood.

Work Wood by HeavyK March 19, 2012

Colonundrum 

When you need to fart but if you do you might shit your pants.

Dude, I just finished that Mexican food and have a serious colonundrum.

There is no way I am eating in the cafateria. Last week I had a colonundrum the rest of the fucking day.

Colonundrum by HeavyK October 31, 2011

Baldilicious 

A bald man that looks good.

Damn. Check out that guy. He is baldilicious.

Baldilicious by HeavyK July 8, 2011