wonkavate

You bring me up, like a crazy elevator to heaven.

“You wonkavate me!”

by BettieRides May 13, 2018

Wonkatated

wonky; bent in an out-of-ordinary way

What's up with your glasses? They are all wonkatated!!

Yeah, I dropped them on the road and they got run over by a car.

by i rock :P May 2, 2010

wonkavator

willy wonkas "elevator" that can go not just up and down, but it can go sideways and slantways and front ways and squareways...you get the picture

charlie: "its an elevator."
willy: "uh, no. its a wonkavator"

by oogie boogie jen August 26, 2003

wonkulated

wonkulated as having been on a wonkulator-the morning after feeling when you dont know whether you are coming or going or are feeling all inside out

what a night !-i feel like i have been wonkulated

by katski June 27, 2007

Wonkatated

Wonkatated - to be totally BENT! a loser when you sleep with someone ugly; a loser or poor

Elissa: Dude did you sleep with Mr.Parish?

Lucy: Yeah?

Elissa: YOU'RE WONKAAAATATTED

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Lucy: Do you have an iphone?

Elissa: No?

Lucy: Fucking wonkatated

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Elissa: Babe my K hole last night was so wonkatated

Lucy: same I ended up sucking my uber drivers dick

by WillyW0nkatated July 11, 2018

wonkavator

a huge slut, a chick who fucks sideways, leftways, sqaureways, upways,downways, diagonal ways
also Frankies mom.

i fucked her sideways, bro
sideways, leftways, upways, downways, shes like the fucking wonkavator

by the mauve avenger December 24, 2006

wonkatater

When an edge weld looks like shit/the weld falls off to one side

Yeah, looks good except the beginning was wonkatater.

by Daddy Buick June 23, 2017