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womanese 

a. the mysterious language of the species 'woman', which men find extremely difficult to grasp. It's primary function is as an almost impenetrable code only fully understood within their own circle. b. a form of female telepathy used to confound men. Involves giving impossiblly subtle verbal clues which the man is expected to know before they are spoken.
c. a method of communication that involves not saying something in order to communicate something.
Any conversation within a circle of women; or any word that does or does not come out of a woman's mouth.
womanese by Big Daddy December 23, 2004
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womanese 

An ancient, deceptive art of the female tongue which aims to confuse and entrap men into a false comfort through a cunning ability that allows a woman to say exactly the opposite of what she really means.
Actual Words: "No. It's ok. You can go out drinking with your buddies. I don't mind."

Womanese Translation: "I swear to god if you walk out of that door you're not getting sex for at least a month."
womanese by judochop November 12, 2007

Womanzee 

A woman who is chimp-like in her looks and or behaviors.
Hirsutism (excessive hairiness) caused her to look like a womanzee.

Guests at the restaurant muttered "Womanzee" as the woman threw her own fecal matter across the room.

Jwoww and Sammi from the Jersey Shore fought like womanzees.
Womanzee by Mia R. Peh October 14, 2010

womanness 

Womanness means harry puss, over here feminism as a little girl she wants to act as womanly as possible- and in anti-rights- its a joke she would stop shaving- underarm, legs, and vag... showing her real womanness.
Not wanting to act like a little girl anymore- and grow up for a boyfriend when she is far to young to be a woman.
Look, Megan- is showing her womanness today.
womanness by M. R. Duriez October 9, 2018

womanese 

A woman's way of blowing smoke up your ass,sort of like how politicans or executives talk to lower ranked or working class people,a way of telling you something without telling you.
Guy:what are you doing on Saturday? Girl:I'm really busy all weekend I have to check my schedule. In reality she doesn't want nothing to do with him,but she's being nice about it.That's what womanese is.
womanese by John Hitchner May 12, 2007

Womancest 

The act of sexual intercourse between two adult female relatives.
The mother and daughter fucked each other in an act of womancest
Womancest by A.L November 23, 2002