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womanness 

Womanness means harry puss, over here feminism as a little girl she wants to act as womanly as possible- and in anti-rights- its a joke she would stop shaving- underarm, legs, and vag... showing her real womanness.
Not wanting to act like a little girl anymore- and grow up for a boyfriend when she is far to young to be a woman.
Look, Megan- is showing her womanness today.
womanness by M. R. Duriez October 9, 2018
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womanese 

a. the mysterious language of the species 'woman', which men find extremely difficult to grasp. It's primary function is as an almost impenetrable code only fully understood within their own circle. b. a form of female telepathy used to confound men. Involves giving impossiblly subtle verbal clues which the man is expected to know before they are spoken.
c. a method of communication that involves not saying something in order to communicate something.
Any conversation within a circle of women; or any word that does or does not come out of a woman's mouth.
womanese by Big Daddy December 23, 2004

Womanbeast 

A dominant woman who will relentlessly whip a man into submission with nothing more than a perceived promise of sex. Womanbeasts account for 87% of diagnosed stress in men entrenched in marriage with them. A womanbeast can manipulate control of a man even through electronic means or by way of artificial images provided for deceptive purposes. There are ways to deal with the womanbeast, some of which are outlined in great detail on a web forum of the same name with a dot com attached.
George has been completely pussywhipped by his electronic love maiden Erica, who is an infamous womanbeast.

Womanbeast Eve has manipulated Steve into submission without even having ever spoken to him in person.
Womanbeast by womanbeastdotcom February 2, 2010
A womeness embodies strength, walks with grace and commands attention wherever she goes. She is honourable, courageous and a born leader

Coined by Lipstickonaglass
the only way to describe her as she walked into the room was one of a womeness
womeness by Lipstickonaglass February 1, 2016

womanese 

An ancient, deceptive art of the female tongue which aims to confuse and entrap men into a false comfort through a cunning ability that allows a woman to say exactly the opposite of what she really means.
Actual Words: "No. It's ok. You can go out drinking with your buddies. I don't mind."

Womanese Translation: "I swear to god if you walk out of that door you're not getting sex for at least a month."
womanese by judochop November 12, 2007

Womanderstand 

When somebody, especially a women, misunderstands something that was communicated in a clear and direct manner.

Womanderstanding is to mansplaining as misunderstanding is to overexplaining.
Person1: Should we tell Sherry how to do it?

Person2: No, she'll just womanderstand and ruin it.
Womanderstand by VirginV June 2, 2022

Womannerisms 

Effeminate or womanly traits and mannerisms displayed by a man. Typically found in less than masculine males but not limited there unto.
IE: Hands on hips, Using flat irons habitually, lisping, womanly sway while walking.
"Tom has his womannerisms on full blast today!"

"Man John, turn down those womannerisms or we're never getting laid!"

Masculine men may be cited for displaying Womannerisms and chastized accordingly by their friends.
Womannerisms by MTizzleHizzle December 19, 2008
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