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Womanbeast 

A dominant woman who will relentlessly whip a man into submission with nothing more than a perceived promise of sex. Womanbeasts account for 87% of diagnosed stress in men entrenched in marriage with them. A womanbeast can manipulate control of a man even through electronic means or by way of artificial images provided for deceptive purposes. There are ways to deal with the womanbeast, some of which are outlined in great detail on a web forum of the same name with a dot com attached.
George has been completely pussywhipped by his electronic love maiden Erica, who is an infamous womanbeast.

Womanbeast Eve has manipulated Steve into submission without even having ever spoken to him in person.
Womanbeast by womanbeastdotcom February 2, 2010
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Womanderstand 

When somebody, especially a women, misunderstands something that was communicated in a clear and direct manner.

Womanderstanding is to mansplaining as misunderstanding is to overexplaining.
Person1: Should we tell Sherry how to do it?

Person2: No, she'll just womanderstand and ruin it.
Womanderstand by VirginV June 2, 2022

Womancest 

The act of sexual intercourse between two adult female relatives.
The mother and daughter fucked each other in an act of womancest
Womancest by A.L November 23, 2002

Womanbearpig 

A lady that resembles a bear and a pig all together into one frightful being and should no be fed, they breed every season in late July through to september and are capable of producing 10 litters per season.
Honey the womanbearpigs are eating the garbage again
Womanbearpig by klean man John December 10, 2011

Wombeast 

A Dangerous, Fluffy, Cocky, House Cat.
Habitat: Indoors.
Hobbies: Sleeping, Eating, and Chasing Small Red Dots.
Diet: Anything
PSA: WOMBEAST ALERT. IF YOU SEE ONE SCREAM AND RUN. THEY ARE DEADLY AND VICIOUS CREATURES. BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!!!!
OMG! You saw a WOMBEAST.
I always tell my kids to be careful. You never know when you'll run into a WOMBEAST.
Wombeast by WOMBEAST October 26, 2019

man woman beast thing 

A blatent beef of a man trying to be a women and failing badly because everyone can clearly tell that "she" is a man.
hehe, look at the man woman beast thing over there.. get onto her fat chin!
man woman beast thing by Spizzy February 3, 2005

womanbeater 

a tank top for men that r kelly wore in the video with sparkle.
i had my womanbeater on when my wife came home and i beatt that ass
womanbeater by Jessica May 14, 2004
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