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woman wall 

driving situation in which one is forced to slow to an unacceptably slow speed as a result of two or more women drivers in front of them who are effectively blocking all of the lanes.
Guy 1 - "Dude, we're going to be so late to class."

Guy 2 - "Yeah bro its a good thi-Look out! woman wall!"
*slams on brakes*
woman wall by ultimaaate! November 12, 2009
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Post Wall Woman 

A woman who has passed her fertility window and has become very unattractive to men.
After women hit 35, they are basically a post wall woman. It's like they hit a wall at full speed and their face got all messed up.

Post Wall Woman 

A woman between the age of 30-35 thats hit her beauty peak and is starting to decline in attractiveness. Remember the saying "Men age like wine, Women age like cheese", well its real. They tend to get fat, their boobs sag, especially after having children, and their vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich that went ten rounds with Mike Tyson.
Post wall woman: I'm so sexy
Men: Nah you've already hit the wall, you're beauty is long gone
Post Wall Woman by Smith039 January 23, 2024

woman wallet 

A tri-fold wallet that you can put your roll of quarters and cash into.

AKA: Crusty Coin Purse
Him: What should I do with my roll of quarters?

Her: You can use my woman wallet!
woman wallet by Blissmydog May 27, 2018

Woman's Wallet 

1. Where my dick sleeps for bedtime.
2.When a woman's purse is too full so she shoves her credit cards up her vagina.
I pulled a prank on my wife by sharpening the edges of her credit cards so when she utilized her Woman's wallet, her pussy bleed and sliced it open bigger.
Woman's Wallet by cockafella October 18, 2011

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026