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woldsman 

A fine stallion from East Yorkshire, who often has his way with Woldswomen
Waaa he is a fine Woldsman
woldsman by Woldsman February 15, 2017
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Cheeky Woodsman 

A pubic cut on a man who is relatively hairy, he shaves his entire pubic region and leaves the hair on the rest of his body. This gives a bald spot effect as though a woodsman has been playing silly buggers.
Guy A: "You need to check out my pubes man, gave myself a bit of a trim"
Guy B: "That's nothing, check out my cheeky woodsman!"
Cheeky Woodsman by jMiR October 13, 2010

Dark Woodsman 

A slang term for someone widely hated who seems to appear from nowhere to make fun of and pick apart something they really no nothing about. The term comes from the rough translation of the German phrase "dunkel forst mann," used in the old days when the hermit from the forest would venture into the village and make fun of everyone, even though he doesn't know anyone well enough to make accusations.
"Whoa! Don just totally went Dark Woodsman when he began bashing Ron's five-piece alt-rock band!"
Dark Woodsman by Laurel_Storm April 17, 2009

woodsman 

(Porn industry slang) A man capable of achieving and maintaining an erection regardless of the situation, and without the aid of drugs (Viagra) or a fluffer .
Ron is a well known woodsman in the porn industry.
woodsman by Pete Reuter February 2, 2004

Paperless Woodsman 

Aka - Classy Woodsman

The act of utilizing one hand holding a bottle,can or other container to pour water down one's own butt crack while using the other hand to cleanse fecal debris from anus.
While camping this weekend , we ran out of toilet paper and had to pull a Paperless Woodsman to do business.
Paperless Woodsman by Cmjjax April 22, 2017

wordsman51 

Wordsman51 will be judged if he doesn't finish fate
wordsman51 by T/34 October 26, 2020

Woodsman Disorder 

A psychiatric Illness in which people have a sexual attraction to firewood, logs, 2 by 4’a and trees. A system of Woodsman disorder is the tendency of a individual to masturbate on wood piles or insert peices of wood in their anus or vaginal cavity.
“We knew something was wrong when Dirk started masturbating on the wood pile, shoving sticks in his ass and getting naked and dry humping trees. The doctor said he had “Woodsman Disorder.”
Woodsman Disorder by Nerdboy1982! January 7, 2020
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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