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A male, usually homosexual based, that believes he can survive in a heavily wooded area such as forests and mountains. When in actual reality he cannot.
The primitive woodsman believed he could turn ANYTHING into ANYTHING! So he turned a regular dick into an orgasm.
by Dr. Miles Solser, P.h.D July 13, 2016
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A male, usually homosexual based, that believes he can survive in a heavily wooded area such as forests and mountains. When in actual reality he cannot.
The primitive woodsman believed he could turn ANYTHING into ANYTHING! So he turned a regular dick into an orgasm.
by Dr. Miles Solser, P.h.D July 13, 2016
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