Definitions by Laurel_Storm

serjianity 

the active worship of one Serj Tankian, lead singer of System of a Down. It can even be used for your religious views on Facebook. Followers of serjianity listen to all of Tankian's songs and have an unhealthy, but perfectly normal obsession with him.

"I asked Mary-Beth about the new poster in her locker, and she claims she's joined the First Church of Serjianity"

serjianity by Laurel_Storm August 6, 2009

brotocycle 

A motorcycle with a side-cart, so two bros do not share a single bike seat. Seen in Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade, where Indy and his dad ride one out of the Nazi castle.

"I upgraded to a brotocycle so David won't be tempted to share a seat with me"

brotocycle by Laurel_Storm July 28, 2009

Dark Woodsman 

A slang term for someone widely hated who seems to appear from nowhere to make fun of and pick apart something they really no nothing about. The term comes from the rough translation of the German phrase "dunkel forst mann," used in the old days when the hermit from the forest would venture into the village and make fun of everyone, even though he doesn't know anyone well enough to make accusations.

"Whoa! Don just totally went Dark Woodsman when he began bashing Ron's five-piece alt-rock band!"

Dark Woodsman by Laurel_Storm April 17, 2009

fugg 

A slightly more appropriate word to use instead of f**k that is used when a teacher, parent, etc is around. Can be used in a variety of ways, such as with -ing on the end. Fugg is also an acceptable short form for fugly.

Guy #1: "You're so stupid!"
Guy #2(seeing a figure of authority walk by): "Shut the fugg up!"

fugg by Laurel_Storm April 16, 2009