Nerdboy1982!'s definitions

Tots

A pair of male breasts.

“Man I haven’t worked out in a while, I have a pair of gross tots!”

by Nerdboy1982! July 27, 2019

Turkish handle

A small turban shaped wort has on a large penis.

“Man I was in the John and this old man had a massive Turkish handle!!”
“Gross!!!”

by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019

Pucker

An anus that hasn’t been widened by anal sex. A tight virgin butthole.

“I was walking down the street and I saw Dirk. I heard he has a tight pucker.”

by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019

Sloop

A loose anus. Comes from the sound “sloop!”that a loose anus makes during sex. Compare to-“Pucker”.
From Old English Shlloop meaning a silly donkey with a loose butthole.

“Tom had been to prison so he had a real sloop.”

by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019

Arby

A really fat person who eats nothing but fast food.

“Jesus man that woman is a major Arby!”
“She has massive fat cankles!”

by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019

Toto

A gay sex position where a guy does a line of meth off another guy’s dick and takes a shit in his mouth.

“Bobby has this amazing way of doing a Toto on me when we watch Queer as Folk”

by Nerdboy1982! October 13, 2019

Dish rag.

A ho that’s used like a ‘dishrag’ by men in the neighborhood. Meaning she is a whore.

Yo man that ho is a damn dish rag.
She been doing everyone in the hood!

by Nerdboy1982! August 1, 2019