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Tots

“Man I haven’t worked out in a while, I have a pair of gross tots!”
by Nerdboy1982! July 27, 2019
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Turkish handle

A small turban shaped wort has on a large penis.
“Man I was in the John and this old man had a massive Turkish handle!!”
“Gross!!!”
by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019
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Pucker

An anus that hasn’t been widened by anal sex. A tight virgin butthole.
“I was walking down the street and I saw Dirk. I heard he has a tight pucker.”
by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019
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Sloop

A loose anus. Comes from the sound “sloop!”that a loose anus makes during sex. Compare to-“Pucker”.
From Old English Shlloop meaning a silly donkey with a loose butthole.
Tom had been to prison so he had a real sloop.”
by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019
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Arby

“Jesus man that woman is a major Arby!”
“She has massive fat cankles!”
by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019
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Dish rag.

A ho that’s used like a ‘dishrag’ by men in the neighborhood. Meaning she is a whore.
Yo man that ho is a damn dish rag.
She been doing everyone in the hood!
by Nerdboy1982! August 1, 2019
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Palmer’s Sarcoma

Cancer that develops on the hand when you masturbate too much.
“I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”
by Nerdboy1982! December 11, 2019
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