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"I am a lioness young man. Pull down my depends and make me roar like the Sahara and get my juices flowing again!"
by Nerdboy1982! August 10, 2023
Get the Lioness mug.A cougar skin is a woman who is older than a cougar and unattractive and lecherous and acts creepy and tries to sleep with men far younger then herself. A cougar skin is thus labeled because she is past the age of being designated as a I MILF and now is labeled a MIWNLF: Mom I would not like to fuck. Also known in antiquity as a old hag.
"Jennifer Lopez soon ain't gonna be a cougar she gonna be a cougar skin pretty soon and now man will wanna fuck he"
by Nerdboy1982! August 2, 2022
Get the Cougar Skin mug.A Greco Roman handshake occurs when a man fucks another man in the ass in lieu of shaking hands. It comes from the liberal homosexual practice of anal coitus monintus or greeting by buttfuck common in Ancient Greece and elsewhere in the Mediterranean.
“Plato good to see you by gods, will you please come out of your cave and let me give you a Greco Roman handshake! Bend over my good boy!”
by Nerdboy1982! December 22, 2020
Get the Greco Roman Handshake mug.A jack pot is a large fishbowl in the middle of a circle jerk used to ejaculate in. Also known as a bukake receptacle.
by Nerdboy1982! November 6, 2020
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Get the Junk Stuffers mug.A chopper is the sex position in which a man picks up a woman doing a lift and carry and spins around in circles thus making motions like a helicopter or chopper. This sex position can also be done by a man spinning in a circle with his arms out like propellers while a woman sits on a swivel bar stool and performs oral sex on him.
“My god Martha could you let me at least do chopper with you, you don’t even let me fuck you in the ass!”
by Nerdboy1982! February 2, 2020
Get the Chopper mug.A psychiatric Illness in which people have a sexual attraction to firewood, logs, 2 by 4’a and trees. A system of Woodsman disorder is the tendency of a individual to masturbate on wood piles or insert peices of wood in their anus or vaginal cavity.
“We knew something was wrong when Dirk started masturbating on the wood pile, shoving sticks in his ass and getting naked and dry humping trees. The doctor said he had “Woodsman Disorder.”
by Nerdboy1982! January 7, 2020
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