Nerdboy1982!'s definitions

Crotch Tonsils

The inside of a loose vagina. Specifically the clitoris and labia.

That bitch was nasty, she had herself a gross pair of crotch tonsils.

by Nerdboy1982! October 23, 2019

Elephant snarfing

Elephant snarfing is a type of ass play where one person puts peanuts in the other persons ass.
Also known as “feed the circus elephant”.
An elephant snarf has a fetish for having food products esp. peanuts shoved up their ass.

“I used to like ass fisting or gloving, but now I am a convert to elephant snarfing”.
“Pass the peanuts! Yum”

by Nerdboy1982! August 6, 2019

Chopper

A chopper is the sex position in which a man picks up a woman doing a lift and carry and spins around in circles thus making motions like a helicopter or chopper. This sex position can also be done by a man spinning in a circle with his arms out like propellers while a woman sits on a swivel bar stool and performs oral sex on him.

“My god Martha could you let me at least do chopper with you, you don’t even let me fuck you in the ass!”

by Nerdboy1982! February 2, 2020

Lioness

a lioness is a woman of the 75 plus age range that has sex with guys in the 20's

"I am a lioness young man. Pull down my depends and make me roar like the Sahara and get my juices flowing again!"

by Nerdboy1982! August 10, 2023

Sloop

A loose anus. Comes from the sound “sloop!”that a loose anus makes during sex. Compare to-“Pucker”.
From Old English Shlloop meaning a silly donkey with a loose butthole.

“Tom had been to prison so he had a real sloop.”

by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019

Palmer’s Sarcoma

Cancer that develops on the hand when you masturbate too much.

“I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”

by Nerdboy1982! December 11, 2019

Turkish handle

A small turban shaped wort has on a large penis.

“Man I was in the John and this old man had a massive Turkish handle!!”
“Gross!!!”

by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019