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wokemotion 

Sophisticated verbal psychological technique used to evoke rage among a gullible base of people, who have been exposed to a lifetime of psychological programming thru government Education, entertainment & social media to react to certain words & phrases.

Exposed by Johnathan Gruber & Barry Obama , it has been used to pass laws detrimental to a cohesive society, separating the population into groups defined by income, religion, Education level & especially RACE.
I thought Barry Obama & Queen Nutsy Pelosi were masters of WOKEMOTION until Alexanblahblah Blahblahblah Cortez was installed by the DSA.

"Did you see those DemonKKKrats doing the WOKEMOTION over a couple hundred protesters in DC after defending 1000's of the same type of protests all summer ?"
"Creepy Tojo Biden did the WOKEMOTION to create a holiday celebrating Republicans forcing democrats to give up their slaves".
wokemotion by TheMachinistBill June 20, 2021
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pokemotions 

The often extreme and powerful emotions created in relation to playing and talking about the [Pokemon] series of games.
Goddamnit, I've never played Pokemon, stop trying to share your Pokemotions with me!
pokemotions by Big Cow June 10, 2007

Woketionary 

A person fully indoctrinated in wokeness, who can see the woke matrix and explain it to others. Sometimes woke language can be confusing, consulting a woketionary can help make sense of things.

Note: Woketionaries are often young adults or teenagers, with have vast amounts of (digital) life experience and wisdom, hard-earned from the comfort of their parents homes, via their smart phones.
Huh? no idea what that means, better consult my Woketionary
Woketionary by J.Manstrong March 22, 2021

womotion 

n. an unconcious mental reaction a woman has towards her circumstances at any given moment.
Dude I totally just ducked out of that conversation because she was having a womotion.

Dude 1:Why did you break up with her? She was hot!
Dude 2:She was having womotions, like every second day.

Fuck! I can only use PMS like once a month. Womotions happen all the time.
womotion by Sagan_Liz April 6, 2011

whoremotional 

When a female is acting very aggressive or excited to preform a sexual act
This chick was acting real "whoremotional" in the club and grinding on my "D"..
whoremotional by Wiznkeekshow April 17, 2016

Urban Woketionary 

When a website known for explaining the latest in urban lingo is tiggered by Blue Anon
Urban dictionary has gone full urban woketionary
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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