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wokemotion 

Sophisticated verbal psychological technique used to evoke rage among a gullible base of people, who have been exposed to a lifetime of psychological programming thru government Education, entertainment & social media to react to certain words & phrases.

Exposed by Johnathan Gruber & Barry Obama , it has been used to pass laws detrimental to a cohesive society, separating the population into groups defined by income, religion, Education level & especially RACE.
I thought Barry Obama & Queen Nutsy Pelosi were masters of WOKEMOTION until Alexanblahblah Blahblahblah Cortez was installed by the DSA.

"Did you see those DemonKKKrats doing the WOKEMOTION over a couple hundred protesters in DC after defending 1000's of the same type of protests all summer ?"
"Creepy Tojo Biden did the WOKEMOTION to create a holiday celebrating Republicans forcing democrats to give up their slaves".
wokemotion by TheMachinistBill June 20, 2021
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pokemotions 

The often extreme and powerful emotions created in relation to playing and talking about the [Pokemon] series of games.
Goddamnit, I've never played Pokemon, stop trying to share your Pokemotions with me!
pokemotions by Big Cow June 10, 2007

Woketionary 

A person fully indoctrinated in wokeness, who can see the woke matrix and explain it to others. Sometimes woke language can be confusing, consulting a woketionary can help make sense of things.

Note: Woketionaries are often young adults or teenagers, with have vast amounts of (digital) life experience and wisdom, hard-earned from the comfort of their parents homes, via their smart phones.
Huh? no idea what that means, better consult my Woketionary
Woketionary by J.Manstrong March 22, 2021

womotion 

n. an unconcious mental reaction a woman has towards her circumstances at any given moment.
Dude I totally just ducked out of that conversation because she was having a womotion.

Dude 1:Why did you break up with her? She was hot!
Dude 2:She was having womotions, like every second day.

Fuck! I can only use PMS like once a month. Womotions happen all the time.
womotion by Sagan_Liz April 6, 2011

whoremotional 

When a female is acting very aggressive or excited to preform a sexual act
This chick was acting real "whoremotional" in the club and grinding on my "D"..
whoremotional by Wiznkeekshow April 17, 2016

Urban Woketionary 

When a website known for explaining the latest in urban lingo is tiggered by Blue Anon
Urban dictionary has gone full urban woketionary
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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