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wokemotion 

Sophisticated verbal psychological technique used to evoke rage among a gullible base of people, who have been exposed to a lifetime of psychological programming thru government Education, entertainment & social media to react to certain words & phrases.

Exposed by Johnathan Gruber & Barry Obama , it has been used to pass laws detrimental to a cohesive society, separating the population into groups defined by income, religion, Education level & especially RACE.
I thought Barry Obama & Queen Nutsy Pelosi were masters of WOKEMOTION until Alexanblahblah Blahblahblah Cortez was installed by the DSA.

"Did you see those DemonKKKrats doing the WOKEMOTION over a couple hundred protesters in DC after defending 1000's of the same type of protests all summer ?"
"Creepy Tojo Biden did the WOKEMOTION to create a holiday celebrating Republicans forcing democrats to give up their slaves".
wokemotion by TheMachinistBill June 20, 2021
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pokemotions 

The often extreme and powerful emotions created in relation to playing and talking about the [Pokemon] series of games.
Goddamnit, I've never played Pokemon, stop trying to share your Pokemotions with me!
pokemotions by Big Cow June 10, 2007

Woketionary 

A person fully indoctrinated in wokeness, who can see the woke matrix and explain it to others. Sometimes woke language can be confusing, consulting a woketionary can help make sense of things.

Note: Woketionaries are often young adults or teenagers, with have vast amounts of (digital) life experience and wisdom, hard-earned from the comfort of their parents homes, via their smart phones.
Huh? no idea what that means, better consult my Woketionary
Woketionary by J.Manstrong March 22, 2021

womotion 

n. an unconcious mental reaction a woman has towards her circumstances at any given moment.
Dude I totally just ducked out of that conversation because she was having a womotion.

Dude 1:Why did you break up with her? She was hot!
Dude 2:She was having womotions, like every second day.

Fuck! I can only use PMS like once a month. Womotions happen all the time.
womotion by Sagan_Liz April 6, 2011

whoremotional 

When a female is acting very aggressive or excited to preform a sexual act
This chick was acting real "whoremotional" in the club and grinding on my "D"..
whoremotional by Wiznkeekshow April 17, 2016

Urban Woketionary 

When a website known for explaining the latest in urban lingo is tiggered by Blue Anon
Urban dictionary has gone full urban woketionary
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