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pokaholic 

Someone addicted to Texas Hold'em Poker. This person will drive long distances for a good poker game and will keep a spreadsheet of their overall wins and losses. This person will also watch the World Series of Poker on ESPN - even watching re-runs when they already know what is going to happen. They probably also have the special Tommy Bahama shirt with the playing cards on the back of it. They will send text messages to their other pokaholic friends such as "I'm all in !", "I call", "I raise", "I took you out last night", "I'm taking you out tonight", and "Loser!!!". They have their own special token they use to place on top of their chips during poker play and have a special set of sunglasses to wear while playing poker.
Dude 1: Hey, let's get JP to go out to eat with us!
Dude 2: No way man, it's Tuesday night, that pokaholic has a standing game every Tuesday.
pokaholic by oibeachnc December 15, 2008
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Potaholic 

Pot•a•hol•ic
Pŏt'ä'hôlĭk/pot-uh-HAW-lik

A habitual user of marijuana.

Containing or related to a person "addicted" to consuming or smoking marijuana on a daily basis. Usually multiple times a day due to stress or any reason they feel necessary. The person feels it is completely normal to have this habit.

A person who would be defined a stoner, pothead, or burnout.

Etymology
Back formation from alcoholic

Antonym
Straight edge
1. Mary: "I don't know how you wake up ad smoke right away."

Jane: "You know i'm a potaholic!"
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Jane: "He must be a potaholic..."

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3. Mary: "Sam is so uptight!"

Jane: "He would probably relax if he was a potaholic."
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4. Potaholics accross America are fighting for legalization of canibus.

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5. Mary: "You smoke a lot!"

Jane: "Meh, i'm a potaholic."
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6. Mary: "The most laid back people you will ever meet are potaholics."

Jane: "That's so true! They are the most easy going people."
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Potaholic by sunshinebella September 19, 2016

pornaholic

One who is addicted to porn
The pornaholic looks at and watches porn all day long.
pornaholic by Nevin October 15, 2003

Pornaholic

"I was a pornaholic from the time I was eleven - this was in 1958 - for forty years. Broke up two of my marriages."
"You are an old man giving out free bibles at a fair please stop telling me this."
Pornaholic by nat.noir March 2, 2015

Pedaholic 

An adult who pushes, or gives alcoholic drinks to children
At the party last night, Jason was the biggest pedaholic
Pedaholic by Lilchief March 14, 2015

Popaholic 

Me: Carter are you a Popaholic
Carter: yes especially Mountain Dew. Always do the dew
Popaholic by iRaptor007 December 17, 2019

poopaholic 

a pet who is hopelessly addicted to eating either his own, or other animal's poop
My dog is a poopaholic: everyday, he goes out in the yard and eats his old poop
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