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wizards chess 

A game in which you drink beers and duck tape them together to create a wizards staff. The next beer must be taped at the highest point of your staff and so on. Once you have reached 5 beers you become a dark wizard and must battle the dragon of jack ( take a shot of jack). Then when you reach 8 beers you must slay the rum beast (shot of rum). Finally when you reach a 10 beer staff you are a white wizard and must take a shot of each and challenge another white wizard to a staff battle and your staff must come out on top to take his position as the white wizard. The main point of the game is to have the tallest staff. Once you have reached a 20 beer staff youll probly have to sit on the damn roof just to drink it.
John: hey dude im all sorts of bored

Jeff: lets play wizards chess until our staffs reach the moon
wizards chess by tony larossa October 3, 2006
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Wizard Cheese 

A fancy name for Colby Jack cheese. So named because of its magically delicious multicolored nature.
Do you think some Wizard cheese would help my ham sandwich?

Cheese Wizard 

The worst of all cheese dicks, or to some, the best of all cheese dicks. The cheese dick that creates the most cheese. Current Grand Cheese Wizard Chris C.
That guy is not only a cheese dick, he is the cheese wizard.
Cheese Wizard by DonkeyNation October 15, 2008

Cheese Wizard 

Someone who comes up with sooooo much cheesy crap (be it spoken, filed, recored etc.) that he/she/it becomes a master at it.
Independence Day was directed by a real Cheese Wizard
Cheese Wizard by Jittery Joe October 16, 2005

Cheese Wizard 

A type of video gamer who enjoys exploiting the mechanics of a game to pull of ridiculous cheese moves that the game designer never foresaw. Their cheese plays often reveal how broken a game is.
All the Cheese Wizards are playing Phoenix Point right now and completing tough missions on the first turn.
Cheese Wizard by Gorffo January 10, 2020

cheese wizard 

a term for colin smoke simps that are male
have you talked to matt recently? he's literally THE cheese wizard...
cheese wizard by suukriit September 23, 2020

dave the magical cheese wizard

"LOOK its dave the magical cheese wizard"
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