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German for wanking, wanking that's erm... jacking off, choking the chicken
She called magicals wixen not realizing it meant wanker in german...
Wixen by sravviik October 8, 2022
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This is the rare occasion when one releases built up gas not out his anus, but rather his urethra. The penis flails about like an out of control fire hose. wiener+fart=wienart, pronounced (win+art)
With two hot chicks on either side of him, he was afraid to wienart. He tried to release a silent wienart. That wienart smells like hot garbage.
wienart by HungDaddy37 November 7, 2011
Magical people. Wixen is a gender neutral alternative to witches or wizards. It can be used as a descriptor as well, ie the wixen world. Its singular form is wix.
That wix is really good at transfiguration magic, they once turned a hairbrush into a porcupine.

There's some wixen over in that corner. They can't pass as muggles at all.
wixen by argott May 12, 2014
A red haired woman, occupied as a secretary.
In denial of wine addiction, sometimes even dropvodka.
what a Wienanda
Wienanda by donley February 24, 2010

wifenated 

When a man gets married and hyphenates his last name with his wife's last name. Most guys would see this as a deal breaker, while some forward thinking guys actually ask for it
How was T. Pat's wedding.

Dude the rumors are true, he wifenated.

Aw gross.
wifenated by Sir Chelsea Taint September 25, 2010

witenagemot 

In a witenagemot held at Luton in November A.D.
witenagemot by helpmeimdumb June 19, 2018