wifenated 

When a man gets married and hyphenates his last name with his wife's last name. Most guys would see this as a deal breaker, while some forward thinking guys actually ask for it

How was T. Pat's wedding.

Dude the rumors are true, he wifenated.

Aw gross.

wifenated by Sir Chelsea Taint September 25, 2010

Wiffenated 

To be utterly, and royally screwed by an incompetent co-worker.

Specifically, a middle-aged woman who has no workable skills except hovering and lacking common sense. They also lack the ability to distinguish between Skim and Soy milk.

"Who am I working with this morning?"

-Mary.

"Oh man, I have been WIFFENATED!"

Wiffenated by I smell Wiff. January 27, 2009

wineinated 

a person who feels they are able to function and go about their daily tasks better by drinking wine; you feel you are able to function and it is similar to being caffeinated

After a glass or two of wine, I'm wineinated and feel like I can face home learning.

wineinated by Mel C Explorer May 26, 2020

wifagated lie 

Someone that’s telling a bold lie

You’re telling a wifagated lie

wifagated lie by anonymous October 10, 2021

Wifematerial 

Someone who can fuck one drughead acid german with his six mates around him in a tippi

Just if you could fuck one of the drughead acid germans with his six mates around him in a tippi. Thats someone to marry #wifematerial

Wifematerial by wifey_inger March 15, 2022