witty-watty 

Witty-Watty is a slang term for midget masturbation.

The sound a midget's balls make when he is masturbating.

"Hey Joey"
"Yeah, Bret?"
"Look at that midget over by the trashcan~"
"Holy cow, Bret. He is getting his witty-watty on!"
"That is hot."

witty-watty by Cedric Stewart Collins Jr. March 24, 2008

Witty Profiles 

Witty profiles can be extremely addicting.

Obsession will occur.

School work will be put off until every single quote

on the top quotes list is read.

Witty profiles will know more about you than your friends

and family do, and you will pour every single thought into

your quotes.

You will always keep a notepad or something to r e c o r d your

quotes in so you don’t forget them.

Witty profiles will pretty much be your LIFE. <3

Witty Profiler: Dude have you heard of witty profiles?
Person: No?.?
Witty Profiler. o.O!

Witty Profiles by Lovetwolovetwolive December 8, 2010

witty 

Being clever and funny, making funny quips off the top of your head. Witty people are clever and cool. Hang out with them.

He is so witty... I think I am in love.

witty by Kellsbells November 3, 2005

witty charm 

That super cool thing about someone that you just can't explain because its so cool.

Usually an aspect about someone that's really hot and the only way you can react to it is to fall in love with them.

Zavier: You're gay
Kassy: Wow Zavier, you really do have that witty charm

witty charm by NotAdolfHitler December 17, 2015

Chicken Watty 

Chunked and formed, breaded and flash fried, this delicious cafeteria-style chicken sandwich is baked especially for you. Sandwiched between two ordinary buns and slathered with mayonnaise, your Wednesday has never been so good.

Dan: Hey guys I brought sack lunch today.
Bill (to group): this nukka's trippin' -- he doesn't know it's Chicken Watty Wednesday!

Chicken Watty by 26foghat July 22, 2009

watty awards 

An annual competition or contest where Wattpad users enter their story in a specific genre. The winners of each genre will win a prize and must be above the age of 13 to enter their book. Winners are picked, judged by the amount of votes you get for your book.

12 year old Wattpad user: Ohmygosh! My fav. romance book on Wattpad is one of the finalist in the Watty Awards! *squeals*

Legitimate author: What's the title of the book?

12 year old Wattpad user: It's so brill, "im an ugly nerd and the super hot popular guy took my virginity and told me he loves me so i became pretty and im taking revenge" I think the book is going to get published!

Legitimate author: *kills herself*

watty awards by thepurplezebra December 19, 2013

rough witty 

Hardcore Prose style in which lyrical content revolves around "the streets", presented using advanced literary techniques and poignant diction. This style was invented by Genius/GZA of the Wu-Tang Clan. Also known as the "Wu-Tang Secret" or "Secret of the deadly art".

Genius/GZA in "Labels":
"This soft comedian rap shit ain't the rough witty"

rough witty by Julio Capote February 2, 2005