Witten
Witten by R.T.Russell January 29, 2009
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Witten
Witten is the collective name for a group of Winnets.
A winnet is a tuft of shit, left clinging to your anal hair. Witten can be used as the plural for winnet.
A winnet is a tuft of shit, left clinging to your anal hair. Witten can be used as the plural for winnet.
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Witten Smack
A witten smack is when you take a wet kitten and smack somebody across the face with it. If you do not have a wet kitten in hand feel free to lick the back of your hand and give the person a good backhand to the face. It was invented by a coupple of bored teens that decided to have a wet kitten fight.
Girn:Oh my gwash I'm like so hot and like everyone loves me!!!
Guy:You better shut up before I witten smack you!
Guy:You better shut up before I witten smack you!
Witten Smack by Killzark March 24, 2009
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Ed Witten
(i) A Theoretical Physicist at the Institute for Advanced Study, Princeton who specializes in String Theory. Widely regarded as Einstein's successor, he is unquestionably a genius.
(ii) A person of super-human intellect.
(iii) A synonym for genius.
(ii) A person of super-human intellect.
(iii) A synonym for genius.
- B+ in Calculus? No Ed Witten, but not bad.
- Ha! Look at Joey trying get Christie's number. Doesn't take an Ed Witten to tell him that she's out of his league.
- Oxford is full of mini Ed Wittens.
- Ha! Look at Joey trying get Christie's number. Doesn't take an Ed Witten to tell him that she's out of his league.
- Oxford is full of mini Ed Wittens.
Ed Witten by WhiteAndNerdy May 11, 2012
Ed Witten
A real smart dude. One of the founding fathers of string theory or superstring theory or M-Theory or some theory involving strings. Nearly became an economist, but saw the light.
Basically, cross between Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Richard Feynman and a supercomputer.
Ed Witten is a god-like figure in the Theoretical Physics world.
Basically, cross between Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Richard Feynman and a supercomputer.
Ed Witten is a god-like figure in the Theoretical Physics world.
Ed Witten's a genius. Bet he gets all kinds of girls.
Geeeez, my Tv's broken again. I bet Ed Witten could work out how to fix it.
"What's a Calabi-Yau Threefold"?
"Bro, Ask Ed Witten"
Ed Witten's brain is so powerful that he can compute the last digit of pi while doing my long division homework.
Not even Ed Witten could work out how to score with Julie.
Geeeez, my Tv's broken again. I bet Ed Witten could work out how to fix it.
"What's a Calabi-Yau Threefold"?
"Bro, Ask Ed Witten"
Ed Witten's brain is so powerful that he can compute the last digit of pi while doing my long division homework.
Not even Ed Witten could work out how to score with Julie.
Ed Witten by MacroBlaster May 11, 2012
Ed Witten
(i) According to Time Magazine (and Wikipedia) he's the greatest Physicist in the world at this point. Instrumental in developing string theory and known for his planet sized brain.
(ii) Synonym for a dumbass
(ii) Synonym for a dumbass
Dude, how did you figure out how to get Christie's Number?
I asked Ed Witten, he figured it out.
Nice work Ed Witten! Now my car smells of ten day old guacamole and burritos.
I asked Ed Witten, he figured it out.
Nice work Ed Witten! Now my car smells of ten day old guacamole and burritos.
Ed Witten by MixMasterMax June 17, 2012
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