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Wittenoom 

An asbestos ridden ghost town located in the far North of Western Australia. The song 'Blue Sky Mine' - written by Australian band Midnight Oil - is named after the Blue Asbestos that was mined near the town and explores the reluctance of the mining companies to compensate their employees. Despite the fact that the mining companies knew asbestos was carcinogenic.

A few people still live in Wittenoom doing god knows what. Why anyone would want to live there is beyond what I can comprehend as the town has been erased from most maps, the roads leading into the town have been blocked and there's no running water or electricity beyond what the locals can produce.

There's still so much asbestos there that you can literally just bend down and pick some up from off the dirt road.

DO NOT GO TO WITTENOOM UNDER ANY CURCUMSTANCES!! It is truly the worst town in Australia. (Meekatharra didn't even come close XD)
"My Dad grew up in Wittenoom... He used to play in a sand pit full of asbestos powder when was a few years old... and his older brother and his friends would run around, kicking up blue clouds of asbestos dust. He died of asbestosis a few years ago..." An Old guy I was talking to in Perth

"But if I work all day on the blue sky mine
there'll be food on the table tonnight
Still I walk up and down on the blue sky mine
There'll be pay in your pocket tonnight" - Chorus of Blue Sky Mine
Wittenoom by Rossmoyne June 21, 2020
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Wittenoom Sprinkler 

The act of holding a woman over ones shoulder, finger bashing her vagina till she is ejaculating.The giving partner procedees to spin on the spot,spraying female ejaculate around in a sprinkler pattern.
Man her juices are everywhere.On the TV,lounge,carpet and coffee table.She loved the Wittenoom Sprinkler I gave her.

Wittenham Clumps 

1. The arse dreadlocks that form when hirsute-bottomed men are less diligent than they should be about wiping.

2. A hill fort in Oxfordshire
Oh Derek, I'm not going to do that - not until you've dealt with your Wittenham Clumps

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026