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Witten 

Witten is the collective name for a group of Winnets.
A winnet is a tuft of shit, left clinging to your anal hair. Witten can be used as the plural for winnet.

My mate Dave did not just have the odd winnet, he had a manifestation of witten weighing his arse hair down.

Dave you witten ridden fool, wipe your fooking arse properly, you filthy cunt.

Witten by The_List July 23, 2020

Wiener Burger

A Small, Flat, Burger shaped penis.

Look at that lad's cock, he has a Wiener Burger!

Wiener Burger by The_List June 29, 2011