wiseful 

(adj.) Being full of wisdom; wise application of knowledge to the fullest degree; complete in wisdom; full to overflowing with wisdom; frickin' awesome-sauce.

That was a wiseful breakfast with Dallas Willard. He's just so gosh darn full of wisdom.

Yoda. 'Nuff said.

wiseful by Taneron. June 21, 2012

Wishful Cruising 

When you approach a red light, and instead of applying the brakes and coming to a stop, you coast; with the intention that the light will turn green so you don't have to stop at all and can cruise right through it.

"I was in a hurry and was wishful cruising and made it through 6 lights!"

"Some guy was wishful cruising and hit me at the cross walk. So I gave that cocksucker a pink sock and sent him on his way!"

Wishful Cruising by jduran November 17, 2011

King of Wishful Pinking 

A term given to the guy you see who is always talking to girls when he is out, but none of them are sincere in their interest of sleeping with him. He can commonly be found in the friend zone buying drinks for the women around him.

Friend 1: Geez man, there goes Sean again talking to Tina. He needs to just give it up.

Friend 2: First it was Katie, then Jen, and now Tina? Sean is the King of Wishful Pinking.

King of Wishful Pinking by TastesLikeLemons57 December 2, 2013

WISHFUL THINKER 

A wishful thinker is one who naively believes, what he/she wants an outcome to be, rather than dealing with the alternate reality of what the outcome probably in reality will be. Wishful thinkers are very sweet, but get into trouble with this way of assessing situations. Often very unrealistic, in a silly way. Pollyanna, optimistic. What they want to be true blinds them to reality.

I am sure the police will just give me a warning for my out of date inspection sticker.

I did not read any of the material for the test, and did not prepare at all, but I am sure I will get a good grade.

He is a wishful thinker.

WISHFUL THINKER by lastword2 April 14, 2008

wishful thinking 

Basically daydreaming. Wishing or imagining something would happen that isn't exactly realistic.

Example of wishful thinking :
"He said he didn't ever want to be with me, but I know he will change his mind and come running back."

wishful thinking by Megz1616 October 22, 2013

wistful 

A regretful longing

I feel very wistful whenever I visit my mothers grave.

wistful by LizBiz2106 December 8, 2017

Winefulness

The ability to focus all of your attention on the glass of wine you are drinking yet knowing you have already had a skinful and the Universe contains an infinity of bottles yet to be drunk ... ommmm

Many people think of my best mate as a winefulness practitioner whereas I know him to be a complete pisshead.

Winefulness by Nountinence May 28, 2018