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kerwoofle

The cacophony of barking that ensues from a group of domestic dogs when the postman comes to the door when one barks and sets the whole pack off.
Our new puppy is now the biggest instigator of kerwoofles in our household. He barks and all the others follow.
by Nountinence January 11, 2023
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timefulness

The state we enter after practicing mindfulness meditation where time stretches such that we get more done with less of it - and where the perfect external events occur 'just in time'
She was an expert at the art of timefulness as she always busy but never rushed and always delivered ahead of schedule and always at your side to help just when you needed her.
by Nountinence April 20, 2018
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soulwave

A soulwave is the attractive force between two souls which extends right across all space and time. Once soulwaves connect with the recipient, the resulting entanglement creates a love bond which cannot be broken.
I knew it was love at first sight when I felt the soulwave from her/his heart connect with mine.
by Nountinence January 29, 2020
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Supoofluous

When so much poo comes out it fills up the pan to overflowing or someone spouts far too much shit
Blood, you are so full of bull that everything you sprout is simply supoofluous
by Nountinence August 27, 2022
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Soultrait

This is a portrait of a person or animal that captures two things. The first is the essence of a person's soul and the second is the tendency of that soul, i.e. its traits.
That painting is so much more than lifelike, it's a soultrait that has captured the spirit of who you really are.
by Nountinence February 17, 2022
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mindfukness

The point of mindfulness is to focus on the thoughts and feelings of the now. This new psuedo-word promotes mindfulness by drawing the attention to how changing just a single letter in a word, an l changing to a k, changes everything.
I used to meditate every single day but now I shoot the breeze and just do it when I fancy and find mindfukness so much more liberating.
by Nountinence August 1, 2018
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Tubplacency

When you are in a hot tub and it is colder outside so you stay in it forever
I really need to go for a pee but tubplacency means I might just might have to releive myself in the hot tub
by Nountinence October 29, 2017
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