Definitions by Nountinence

kerwoofle 

The cacophony of barking that ensues from a group of domestic dogs when the postman comes to the door when one barks and sets the whole pack off.

Our new puppy is now the biggest instigator of kerwoofles in our household. He barks and all the others follow.

kerwoofle by Nountinence January 11, 2023

Supoofluous 

When so much poo comes out it fills up the pan to overflowing or someone spouts far too much shit

Blood, you are so full of bull that everything you sprout is simply supoofluous

Supoofluous by Nountinence August 27, 2022

Soultrait 

This is a portrait of a person or animal that captures two things. The first is the essence of a person's soul and the second is the tendency of that soul, i.e. its traits.

That painting is so much more than lifelike, it's a soultrait that has captured the spirit of who you really are.

Soultrait by Nountinence February 17, 2022

Preponement 

This is the antithesis of postponement where you consciously do something ahead of when it is needed.

Today I am using preponement to get ahead of myself for no particular reason, just to clear the decks for a better tomorrow.

Preponement by Nountinence January 7, 2022

Ultrastanding 

Overstanding is one level above mere understanding. When we ultrastand something or other, we go one level up again. This means we don’t just understand something, we not only know what that understanding means but also how and why we are able to even comprehend it in the first place.

My empathy for you and your situation is not limited by merely understanding your predicament, you have my full ultrastanding.

Ultrastanding by Nountinence November 24, 2020

soulwave

A soulwave is the attractive force between two souls which extends right across all space and time. Once soulwaves connect with the recipient, the resulting entanglement creates a love bond which cannot be broken.

I knew it was love at first sight when I felt the soulwave from her/his heart connect with mine.

soulwave by Nountinence January 29, 2020

Audultery

The act of listening to a new audiobook while you were still listening to another

I had to pull the plug on his/her audultery when he started listening to me faithfully every day but now I find some other floozy has his ear.

Audultery by Nountinence August 14, 2019