Nountinence's definitions

Audultery

The act of listening to a new audiobook while you were still listening to another

I had to pull the plug on his/her audultery when he started listening to me faithfully every day but now I find some other floozy has his ear.

by Nountinence August 14, 2019

soulwave

A soulwave is the attractive force between two souls which extends right across all space and time. Once soulwaves connect with the recipient, the resulting entanglement creates a love bond which cannot be broken.

I knew it was love at first sight when I felt the soulwave from her/his heart connect with mine.

by Nountinence January 29, 2020

Ultrastanding

Overstanding is one level above mere understanding. When we ultrastand something or other, we go one level up again. This means we don’t just understand something, we not only know what that understanding means but also how and why we are able to even comprehend it in the first place.

My empathy for you and your situation is not limited by merely understanding your predicament, you have my full ultrastanding.

by Nountinence November 24, 2020

Tubplacency

When you are in a hot tub and it is colder outside so you stay in it forever

I really need to go for a pee but tubplacency means I might just might have to releive myself in the hot tub

by Nountinence October 29, 2017

timefulness

The state we enter after practicing mindfulness meditation where time stretches such that we get more done with less of it - and where the perfect external events occur 'just in time'

She was an expert at the art of timefulness as she always busy but never rushed and always delivered ahead of schedule and always at your side to help just when you needed her.

by Nountinence April 20, 2018

mindfukness

The point of mindfulness is to focus on the thoughts and feelings of the now. This new psuedo-word promotes mindfulness by drawing the attention to how changing just a single letter in a word, an l changing to a k, changes everything.

I used to meditate every single day but now I shoot the breeze and just do it when I fancy and find mindfukness so much more liberating.

by Nountinence August 1, 2018

Winefulness

The ability to focus all of your attention on the glass of wine you are drinking yet knowing you have already had a skinful and the Universe contains an infinity of bottles yet to be drunk ... ommmm

Many people think of my best mate as a winefulness practitioner whereas I know him to be a complete pisshead.

by Nountinence May 28, 2018