11 definitions by Nountinence

The cacophony of barking that ensues from a group of domestic dogs when the postman comes to the door when one barks and sets the whole pack off.
Our new puppy is now the biggest instigator of kerwoofles in our household. He barks and all the others follow.
by Nountinence January 11, 2023
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This is a portrait of a person or animal that captures two things. The first is the essence of a person's soul and the second is the tendency of that soul, i.e. its traits.
That painting is so much more than lifelike, it's a soultrait that has captured the spirit of who you really are.
by Nountinence February 17, 2022
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The ability to focus all of your attention on the glass of wine you are drinking yet knowing you have already had a skinful and the Universe contains an infinity of bottles yet to be drunk ... ommmm
Many people think of my best mate as a winefulness practitioner whereas I know him to be a complete pisshead.
by Nountinence April 20, 2018
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The act of listening to a new audiobook while you were still listening to another
I had to pull the plug on his/her audultery when he started listening to me faithfully every day but now I find some other floozy has his ear.
by Nountinence August 14, 2019
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This is the antithesis of postponement where you consciously do something ahead of when it is needed.
Today I am using preponement to get ahead of myself for no particular reason, just to clear the decks for a better tomorrow.
by Nountinence January 7, 2022
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A soulwave is the attractive force between two souls which extends right across all space and time. Once soulwaves connect with the recipient, the resulting entanglement creates a love bond which cannot be broken.
I knew it was love at first sight when I felt the soulwave from her/his heart connect with mine.
by Nountinence January 29, 2020
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When so much poo comes out it fills up the pan to overflowing or someone spouts far too much shit
Blood, you are so full of bull that everything you sprout is simply supoofluous
by Nountinence August 27, 2022
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