The act of eating an item of food with the hopes of it tasting good, only to find out that it's horrible and you've wasted your time and money and tastebuds on the food.
"Hey Connor, how was that beef liver you had last night?"
"Aw man, it was nasty! I gave me a serious case of regretful digestion."
When you hold a repeating error, in your mind. That you won’t forgive yourself for, because you realize against your better judgement. Thinking less of your self, your relationship with your significant other you made a decision that have abruptly affect all future experiences for love to fall short from the one true.
This pain I hold so deep because of my family’s views and how society would view us a whole that I have a gaping whole in my chest bellowed with Regretful retrogression.
In the state of being sorry, repentant, or upset regarding the amount of foodone has placed in one's belly, thus filling it with both deliciousness and regret.
Ex: They were all seriously regretfull after consuming enough food at Thanksgiving to feed a small village for a week.
A situation in which you are about to engage in sexual relations with someone who is so ugly, boring, or otherwise unappealing that you regret the decision before you have even removed your clothes.
He was so drunk last night that premature regretulation couldn't stop him from hooking up with that butterball.
A Netflix movie that you forgot was in your queue and wish you hadn’t ordered. Can be used to describe the movie or that let-down feeling you get when you open the Netflix envelope. A regretflix often sits in your house for weeks because you don’t want to watch it, but feel guilty returning it without watching it. You can’t get a better movie until you return it though, making the pang of regretflix even more agonizing.
I got a Regretflix in the mail today. Dude, "I Know Who Killed Me?" What was I thinking?
I’m feeling regretflix for ordering "The Constant Gardener" (insert other seriousmovie you THINK you should watch but don't really want to...)
"I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" is totally a potential Regretflix, but I'm putting it in my queue anyway.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!