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Bud Wisecracker

A dude who starts slinging insults after he's had a few brews (such as budweiser).
BUD WISECRACKER: Hey, Pamela, you got some nice titties on ya! Come over here and let me suck on your nips!

PAMELA: Shut up, Asshole!

BUD WISECRACKER: What are you lookin' at Tommy.

SMASH!!! Tommy's fist knocks out all of Bud's front teeth and sends him on a snooze cruise.

Wikicracker 

Someone who categorically disputes the accuracy of Wikipedia without knowledge of specific examples. This person believes that Wikipedia is not a 'real encyclopedia' because it doesn't follow a traditional writing / editing process.
Even though Mike was an expert in barebacking, he was just plaing the roll of wikicracker by disputing the Wiki entry, since he didn't even bother reading what was written.
Wikicracker by Le Dutch November 7, 2006

wifeycracker

One who is marred to ytcracker, thus being the "wifey" of ytcracker.

See also babycracker.
ytcracker and wifeycracker and lil' babycracker showed up at the party, so everyone was jazzed about that.
wifeycracker by stang October 27, 2004

Wisecracking 

Somehow being smart and cool at the same time, but being an annoying piece of shit.
"Yo bro, see that kid? He loves wisecracking."
"I gotcha bro, let's meet at the parking lot. I come from the right, you come from the left. Let's beat up this asshole."
"That's what I like to hear! Up top!"
Wisecracking by SqueezyPeasy December 12, 2020

Wisecrack 

A crack that is wise. No, not the drug.

(most effective if a straight face is kept)
Bill: "Hey guys i got some sweet new k-swiss"

John: " yea dude, those K-swiss you have there are totally sweet."

Bill: "hey thanks!"

John: "Wow"

10 minutes later...

Bill: "hey dude was that a wisecrack??"

John: Not at all man. Wisecrack? I dont even know what that is.
Wisecrack by Bigh Ballsac January 13, 2009

wifeycracker

a gurl that is a good friends is your wifey and you thinks she's a cracker, a rly big weirdo.
girl 1-falls for no reason gets up and screams butternut.

girl 2- "thats my wifeycracker!"

girl 3-" why did she just say that?"

girl 2-"idk, shes just random like that."
wifeycracker by Moogan and Ashley January 22, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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