7 definitions by Bar Bare-all Eden
BUD WISECRACKER: Hey, Pamela, you got some nice titties on ya! Come over here and let me suck on your nips!
PAMELA: Shut up, Asshole!
BUD WISECRACKER: What are you lookin' at Tommy.
SMASH!!! Tommy's fist knocks out all of Bud's front teeth and sends him on a snooze cruise.
PAMELA: Shut up, Asshole!
BUD WISECRACKER: What are you lookin' at Tommy.
SMASH!!! Tommy's fist knocks out all of Bud's front teeth and sends him on a snooze cruise.
by Bar Bare-all Eden May 29, 2006
PETER: Wow! Pamela is sooooo Melony!
BOBBY: Watch it. Tommy beat the shit out of Greg for getting so titelated over her.
PETER: Yea? But I bet Greg was being Budstupider at the time, right?
BOBBY: True. Good point bro'.
BOBBY: Watch it. Tommy beat the shit out of Greg for getting so titelated over her.
PETER: Yea? But I bet Greg was being Budstupider at the time, right?
BOBBY: True. Good point bro'.
by Bar Bare-all Eden June 10, 2006
JIM: Who's that foxy chick suckin' on the Bud over there?
DAN: Shit! That's my sister Sedna, Jim! She's totally Punky Brewster. You gotta help me get her outta here.
DAN: Shit! That's my sister Sedna, Jim! She's totally Punky Brewster. You gotta help me get her outta here.
by Bar Bare-all Eden June 10, 2006
AT THE BAR:
PETER: WOW! Whose that beautiful babe walking in the door?
BOBBY: That's Sharon, my new snifacunt other, brother.
PETER: Yeah, I'd like to snif...I mean, you know, if she wasn't YOUR lady.
PETER: WOW! Whose that beautiful babe walking in the door?
BOBBY: That's Sharon, my new snifacunt other, brother.
PETER: Yeah, I'd like to snif...I mean, you know, if she wasn't YOUR lady.
by Bar Bare-all Eden June 11, 2006
TITELATION:
Nipsey Russell was totally titelated when Pamela let him do an Etch-A-Sketch and then suck on her nips. He was Nipspinnin'!
Nipsey Russell was totally titelated when Pamela let him do an Etch-A-Sketch and then suck on her nips. He was Nipspinnin'!
by Bar Bare-all Eden June 10, 2006
You're having an all night party. Someone falls asleep. You put some real cummy looking hair conditioner on them to simulate the appearance of someone having ejaculated on them while they were asleep.
PETER: Hey, Bobby, Greg's asleep. Let's "condition" him!
BOBBY: Cool! Perfect, I don't think he's ever heard of that, so it will really get him!
......THREE HOURS LATER......
GREG: (Yawn......wipes face......opens eyes......) What the fuck! What happened to me......GROSS! God damn it! Where are those fucking faggots!
BOBBY: Cool! Perfect, I don't think he's ever heard of that, so it will really get him!
......THREE HOURS LATER......
GREG: (Yawn......wipes face......opens eyes......) What the fuck! What happened to me......GROSS! God damn it! Where are those fucking faggots!
by Bar Bare-all Eden June 11, 2006
ANNA: So, are you married, or not?
BOB: I'm singlish.
ANNA: Singlish?
BOB: Divorce filed, but not yet final.
ANNA: Cool. So, let's fuck!
BOB: I'm singlish.
ANNA: Singlish?
BOB: Divorce filed, but not yet final.
ANNA: Cool. So, let's fuck!
by Bar Bare-all Eden June 10, 2006