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wifeycracker

a gurl that is a good friends is your wifey and you thinks she's a cracker, a rly big weirdo.
girl 1-falls for no reason gets up and screams butternut.

girl 2- "thats my wifeycracker!"

girl 3-" why did she just say that?"

girl 2-"idk, shes just random like that."
wifeycracker by Moogan and Ashley January 22, 2008
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wisecracker 

James: You look pretty, Priscilla.

Priscilla: Thank you!

James: Pretty damn ugly! (Laughs)

A classic James wisecrack. James is a wisecracker.
wisecracker by Scarface15 January 14, 2015

Bud Wisecracker

A dude who starts slinging insults after he's had a few brews (such as budweiser).
BUD WISECRACKER: Hey, Pamela, you got some nice titties on ya! Come over here and let me suck on your nips!

PAMELA: Shut up, Asshole!

BUD WISECRACKER: What are you lookin' at Tommy.

SMASH!!! Tommy's fist knocks out all of Bud's front teeth and sends him on a snooze cruise.