Wisecrack

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A crack that is wise. No, not the drug.

(most effective if a straight face is kept)

Bill: "Hey guys i got some sweet new k-swiss"

John: " yea dude, those K-swiss you have there are totally sweet."

Bill: "hey thanks!"

John: "Wow"

10 minutes later...

Bill: "hey dude was that a wisecrack??"

John: Not at all man. Wisecrack? I dont even know what that is.

Wisecrack by Bigh Ballsac January 13, 2009

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Wisecrack

Wisecrack or Wisecrack Trio can be defined as three chipmunks that are wise in crack, they are extremely dangerous to other communities.

Person 1: I hate wisecrack!
Person 2: Who the hell is wisecrack???
Wisecrack: hey we is wisecrack👀
Person 1: i will kills you
Wisecrack: But we are wise at crack

Wisecrack by xuanzheni December 7, 2024

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Wisecrack

Wisecrack or Wisecrack Trio can be defined as three chipmunks that are wise in crack, they are extremely dangerous to other communities.

Person 1: I hate wisecrack!
Person 2: Who the hell is wisecrack???
Wisecrack: hey we is wisecrack👀
Person 1: i will kills you
Wisecrack: But we are wise at crack

Wisecrack by xuanzheni December 7, 2024

wisecock

wisecock one who is a wiseass and has a cocky attitude is annoying shows his or her cockiness and arrogance regardless of the situation and whats going on

the clerk at the local grocery store was being a wisecock spewing sarcastic comments making wise cracks showing her arrogance and being a straight up asshole about the whole thing

wisecock by littlejimmie March 28, 2019

Wisecock

An old, bald Chemistry teacher who has tourettes. Usually refers to doughnuts and old Indians who used to chew willow bark to ease any kind of their pain. If you get on his bad side, he will stare you down. I warn you: YOU WILL LOSE THE STARING CONTEST. He is so boring, he makes you want to eat salty pumpkin seeds and draw pictures of him.

You better watch out: Wisecock is staring at you. You better run away NOW.

Wisecock by dvb:) December 30, 2008

winerack

a special rack designed to hold wine bottles

Tayolr: "i just bought this amazing winerack, it looks so awesome"
Jason: "But you cant even buy wine yet?"

winerack by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

wisecracker

A smart or facetious remark

James: You look pretty, Priscilla.

Priscilla: Thank you!

James: Pretty damn ugly! (Laughs)

A classic James wisecrack. James is a wisecracker.

wisecracker by Scarface15 January 14, 2015

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026