Wisecrack 

A crack that is wise. No, not the drug.

(most effective if a straight face is kept)

Bill: "Hey guys i got some sweet new k-swiss"

John: " yea dude, those K-swiss you have there are totally sweet."

Bill: "hey thanks!"

John: "Wow"

10 minutes later...

Bill: "hey dude was that a wisecrack??"

John: Not at all man. Wisecrack? I dont even know what that is.

Wisecrack by Bigh Ballsac January 13, 2009

Wisecrack 

Wisecrack or Wisecrack Trio can be defined as three chipmunks that are wise in crack, they are extremely dangerous to other communities.

Person 1: I hate wisecrack!
Person 2: Who the hell is wisecrack???
Wisecrack: hey we is wisecrack👀
Person 1: i will kills you
Wisecrack: But we are wise at crack

Wisecrack by xuanzheni December 7, 2024

Wisecrack 

Wisecrack or Wisecrack Trio can be defined as three chipmunks that are wise in crack, they are extremely dangerous to other communities.

Person 1: I hate wisecrack!
Person 2: Who the hell is wisecrack???
Wisecrack: hey we is wisecrack👀
Person 1: i will kills you
Wisecrack: But we are wise at crack

Wisecrack by xuanzheni December 7, 2024

wisecock 

wisecock one who is a wiseass and has a cocky attitude is annoying shows his or her cockiness and arrogance regardless of the situation and whats going on

the clerk at the local grocery store was being a wisecock spewing sarcastic comments making wise cracks showing her arrogance and being a straight up asshole about the whole thing

wisecock by littlejimmie March 28, 2019

Wisecock 

An old, bald Chemistry teacher who has tourettes. Usually refers to doughnuts and old Indians who used to chew willow bark to ease any kind of their pain. If you get on his bad side, he will stare you down. I warn you: YOU WILL LOSE THE STARING CONTEST. He is so boring, he makes you want to eat salty pumpkin seeds and draw pictures of him.

You better watch out: Wisecock is staring at you. You better run away NOW.

Wisecock by dvb:) December 30, 2008

winerack 

a special rack designed to hold wine bottles

Tayolr: "i just bought this amazing winerack, it looks so awesome"
Jason: "But you cant even buy wine yet?"

winerack by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

wisecracker 

A smart or facetious remark

James: You look pretty, Priscilla.

Priscilla: Thank you!

James: Pretty damn ugly! (Laughs)

A classic James wisecrack. James is a wisecracker.

wisecracker by Scarface15 January 14, 2015