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a rather large (in body weight) african american who is darker than a black hole and usually blends in with chalkboards
guy1: Damn you see that guy over there?
guy2: No I can't
guy1: Figures he's a winford
winford by Big Yetti October 17, 2010
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Hot ass |/| igga he has all the girls and a 10 inch dick and the smartest guy alive
girl: winford so hot omg.
girl2:yeah so hot i waant him to do me in on the ass hard.
Winford by fortnitelover16 September 2, 2020
Winsford is a lovely little town in Cheshire. It is filled with lovely people who drive big white candy vans. it is a perfect place to move your family to with beautiful little parks for the kids to play on. if you chose to move to Winsford remember to make friends with men in bid black puffer jackets because they are really nice and will let you join the Gang if you say this: uramegatwat
family: we are new to Winsford town so hey uramegatwat
Winsford by not a joke February 25, 2021

The Winford 

A woman's mouth on your cock over a period of 2 hours. Put your mouth on it. Put your mouth on it. Put your mouth on it.
I got The Winford the last 10 years. I'm good!
The Winford by The Winford October 1, 2017
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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