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a rather large (in body weight) african american who is darker than a black hole and usually blends in with chalkboards
guy1: Damn you see that guy over there?
guy2: No I can't
guy1: Figures he's a winford
winford by Big Yetti October 17, 2010
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Hot ass |/| igga he has all the girls and a 10 inch dick and the smartest guy alive
girl: winford so hot omg.
girl2:yeah so hot i waant him to do me in on the ass hard.
Winford by fortnitelover16 September 2, 2020
Winsford is a lovely little town in Cheshire. It is filled with lovely people who drive big white candy vans. it is a perfect place to move your family to with beautiful little parks for the kids to play on. if you chose to move to Winsford remember to make friends with men in bid black puffer jackets because they are really nice and will let you join the Gang if you say this: uramegatwat
family: we are new to Winsford town so hey uramegatwat
Winsford by not a joke February 25, 2021

The Winford 

A woman's mouth on your cock over a period of 2 hours. Put your mouth on it. Put your mouth on it. Put your mouth on it.
I got The Winford the last 10 years. I'm good!
The Winford by The Winford October 1, 2017

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026