winford 

a rather large (in body weight) african american who is darker than a black hole and usually blends in with chalkboards

guy1: Damn you see that guy over there?
guy2: No I can't
guy1: Figures he's a winford

winford by Big Yetti October 17, 2010

Winford 

Hot ass |/| igga he has all the girls and a 10 inch dick and the smartest guy alive

girl: winford so hot omg.
girl2:yeah so hot i waant him to do me in on the ass hard.

Winford by fortnitelover16 September 2, 2020

The Winford 

A woman's mouth on your cock over a period of 2 hours. Put your mouth on it. Put your mouth on it. Put your mouth on it.

I got The Winford the last 10 years. I'm good!

The Winford by The Winford October 1, 2017

wilford warfstache 

A smol innocent bean that will kill you at any moment if he wants and nobody will stop him

Except his boyfriend Dark

Me: Wilford Warfstache is so smol and precious
Friend: How?
Me: He murders people but he's so cuuuutttteeee <3

wilford warfstache by Hellp I'm trash January 20, 2018

Wilford Brimley

He'd like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.

Wilford Brimley would like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.

Wilford Brimley by Styxhexenhammer January 1, 2010

wilford brimley

a jackass on horseback who cannot pronounce the word Diabetes correctly.

wilford brimley is on the damn TV again.. why is he riding a horse for an insulin commercial?

wilford brimley by OneBetter May 27, 2006

Wilford Warfstashe

A persona of markiplier...(is murderous)

Markiplier: Well hellow everybody...its me...Wilford Warfstashe

Wilford Warfstashe by Katirina rain October 25, 2016