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Winsford is a lovely little town in Cheshire. It is filled with lovely people who drive big white candy vans. it is a perfect place to move your family to with beautiful little parks for the kids to play on. if you chose to move to Winsford remember to make friends with men in bid black puffer jackets because they are really nice and will let you join the Gang if you say this: uramegatwat
family: we are new to Winsford town so hey uramegatwat
Winsford by not a joke February 25, 2021
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wintford 

Large buck teeth squirrel, looks like the fish from nemo. Eats everyday but doesn’t get fat and is addicted to fortnite
Wintford will end slavery
wintford by Wintford June 26, 2019
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a rather large (in body weight) african american who is darker than a black hole and usually blends in with chalkboards
guy1: Damn you see that guy over there?
guy2: No I can't
guy1: Figures he's a winford
winford by Big Yetti October 17, 2010
Hot ass |/| igga he has all the girls and a 10 inch dick and the smartest guy alive
girl: winford so hot omg.
girl2:yeah so hot i waant him to do me in on the ass hard.
Winford by fortnitelover16 September 2, 2020

The Winford 

A woman's mouth on your cock over a period of 2 hours. Put your mouth on it. Put your mouth on it. Put your mouth on it.
I got The Winford the last 10 years. I'm good!
The Winford by The Winford October 1, 2017

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026