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winter-time 

Refers to da extra hours dat you get during da end-of-da-year season for sleeping, hobbies. indoor leisure-activities, etc., due to its often being too chilly and/or dark outside to preform da mundane-drudgery tasks dat you'd otherwise feel obliged to do while da weather was milder and there were more hours of daylight.
Having extra winter-time to relax and recreate is all well and good, but da problem wid dat is dat da tasks dat you would ordinarily have performed during those colder/darker months will still hafta be completed eventually, and so you will therefore have additional arduous/tedious "spring tasks" to grumble/wheeze through come warmer weather.
winter-time by QuacksO November 15, 2019
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winter time chick

a chick who has a hot face, but she's a little fat (with an F), and looks way better with wintertime clothing instead of at the pool in the summer.
guy: "would you ever hook up with lindsay?"
other guy: "probably not, she's got a good face but she's more of a winter time chick."
winter time chick by rtownrutt December 30, 2007

I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time 

When you are really sick and need to make sure everyone knows it. Phrase was created by a man that goes by the name of Lonestar Thompson.
“I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time” says Nathan

Winner Time 

Masturbating, bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
Scott: I had good Winner Time last night!
Winner Time by -This Guy May 25, 2009

wintertiming 

The act of engaging in behaviors specific to winter. This may include slowed movements but is, however, exclusive of hibernation.
Ellie: Are chuckwallas wintertiming in November?
Joel: Yeah, they actually brumate during the colder months.
wintertiming by kkitty May 24, 2015

allergic to wintertime

meaning very hot or sexy, beautiful
comes from the idea that if your hot then the cold will hurt you
Shes so sexy she must be allergic to wintertime

Happy Non-Religious Wintertime Celebration! 

The only greeting sufficient enough to be acceptable to all people.
Person trying too hard: Happy Non-Religious Wintertime Celebration!

Asshole: I don't celebrate any holidays in the area that happens during the time that Octavian the Eighth regarded as 'Wintertime'. I'll see you in court.
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