a chick who has a hot face, but she's a little fat (with an F), and looks way better with wintertime clothing instead of at the pool in the summer.
guy: "would you ever hook up with lindsay?"
other guy: "probably not, she's got a good face but she's more of a winter time chick."
the act of using your thumb as a "shoehorn" to get your "less than excited" cock inside a girl's vagina, when due to a long night, your cock appears to look more like your bellybutton.
guy: "did you fuck her last night?"
other guy: "don't know if fuck is the right term, but i definitely shoehorned the shit out of her."