winter coat

You know, the 5 to 10 pounds you put on during the winter months.

Dude, Spring Break is coming up soon, I have to shed this winter coat winter weight weight gainbefore we hit up the beach.

winter coat by sjkyr4 March 30, 2009

winter coat

A winter coat is a beard grown to keep the face warm during cold temperatures. The more manly and grizzly the beard, the more of a winter coat it is.

Note: This dialogue is much funnier if used during spring and summer seasons.

Woman: "and why won't you shave your face you look like a caveman!"

Man: "Bitch! I already told you, it's my fucking winter coat, and I need it!"

winter coat by BreezeZilla August 25, 2007

Winter coat

Growing the hair on your legs during the colder months.

Julie - "Aren't you going to shave your legs?"

Narelle - "No, that's my winter coat. I'm wearing tights."

Winter coat by Greeneggs June 28, 2010

winter coat

A word used to describe a gradual increase in body weight, generally caused by the intake of excess calories, little exercise, or may be caused by a medical condition. A winter coat is maintained during months of the year where one is less likely to reveal their acquired blubber... hence giving it the name "winter coat."

Lindsey: (While using two hands to grasp her abdomen) "Feel this."

Jennifer: "Well, what's that?"

Lindsey: "That's my winter coat."

winter coat by Jenn N. January 28, 2008

The Winter Coat Theory 

Meant to encapsulate the cyclical process of some of the women who tend to circulate through boyfriends annually.

After being single or dating for most of the Summer. The Winter Coat Theory dictates that in the autumn season (usually around Halloween), they will pick a companion or boyfriend for the upcoming holiday events. The driving factors include to have someone to attend upcoming holiday functions (Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years); to have some one to 'snuggle' next to when people tend to stay home more often (like it is cold outside).

The term 'Winter Coat' is an allegory meant to highlight the warm gained during these colder seasons.

Even though the abbreviated courting cycle may show early signs of incompatibility. The woman would tend to stay in the relationship till the end of the 'final' major holiday event - New Years. At which time, the cycle comes to its end during the Spring season.

The allegory of the 'Winter Coat' is used again, as the warmer weather becomes prevalent - Winter Coats are shaken off and stored away for the subsequent cold weather season.

The Winter Coat Theory by ObadiahWAR July 13, 2009

winter cooter coat 

when someone (usually a girl) allows over growth in the pubic area due to lack of razor or mate. And in few cases a way it keep your under area warm in the winter.

"god Ashley did Ryan dump you? 'cuz you've got one hell of a winter cooter coat going on. I can see it through your jeans..."
"its a good thing im single its cold so im thinking on saving money on razors and growing out my winter cooter coat

winter cooter coat by Kitzle VonBugaloo September 15, 2010

Winter coated it 

When you get a girl into bed but are too scared to make a move and end up sleeping in your clothes and on some occasions even keeping your winter coat on.

Roomate 1: did you smash last night?

Roomate 2: Na i got scared and winter coated it again.
Roomate 1:Bro, she's gonna think your gay.

Winter coated it by Colbyd15 January 31, 2022